Females help me out with some advice

[Sister Hyde]

question: what's the difference between men and prisons?

answer: In a prison you can find grey cells

[c.d.]

question: what's the difference between men and prisons?

answer: In a prison you can find grey cells

Help! Help! c.d. is being ganged up on!

I have to admit I laughed at that one.

c.d.

[DVV]

Relax, sister.
One coming-out every five minutes will soon bore us all.

[Sister Hyde]

don't worry i laugh on jokes about women too. don't bother screaming for help, no one but us can hear you. here to achieve you

question: what's the difference between men and cancer?

answer: Cancer DOES evolve.

[Sister Hyde]

Relax, sister.
One coming-out every five minutes will soon bore us all.

yes sir, c.d is teasing so we tease him back.

[DVV]

Moi j'ai un faible pour les blagues portugaises. Chacun ses goűts.

[Sister Hyde]

Moi j'ai un faible pour les blagues portugaises. Chacun ses goűts.

ahahahahah oui moi aussi ça me fait rire. j'avoue je suis super moqueuse, mais jamais dans un fond méchant.

[DVV]

Moi je aussi je suis gentil....mais ya plein de gens qui pensent le contraire, arrrfff

[Natalie Severn]

That one went right by you didn't it Nats?

c.d.

yep c.d.---I was half watching Man United play Chelsea [Andy"s team won thankfully]and half watching Aljazeera.Not paying attention.Sorry.

[Natalie Severn]

Moi je aussi je suis gentil....mais ya plein de gens qui pensent le contraire, arrrfff

vraiment?

[Tom_Wescott]

don't worry sista, i eat male chauvinists for breakfast

I taste much better as a midnight snack. Sometime back I was forced to put Babybird in her place and in doing so intentionally pushed her 'sexist' button. Tends to work with victim types as you probably know. Unlike myself, Babybird prefers to nurse grudges. I on the other hand like to grudge nurses. And for the record, I have nothing against women...I think every man should own at least one. Now where's that coffee?

Yours truly,

Tom Wescott

P.S. And please, speak American.

[babybird67]

haha Tom

in my place eh? My place certainly isnt going to make your tea...unless with the strychnine additive!

I don't hold grudges Tom... I just thought it supremely ironic that the most sexist man on the boards should be making the comments you were posting lamenting stereotyping of women.

I no speak Americano by the way, so you will have to make do with English. Good luck with the Sista - you never know maybe you will be lucky and she will be a survivor of a bad accident which removed all the brain cells dealing with male selection and the good sense associated with making the right choices eh?

By the way, I'm a victim type am I? Hmmmm...well I suppose you would know how to recognise one being the victim of your own ego.

Jen

[DVV]

vraiment?

Je te jure, Norma, j'ai beaucoup changé !!

[Monty]

I taste much better as a midnight snack. Sometime back I was forced to put Babybird in her place and in doing so intentionally pushed her 'sexist' button. Tends to work with victim types as you probably know. Unlike myself, Babybird prefers to nurse grudges. I on the other hand like to grudge nurses. And for the record, I have nothing against women...I think every man should own at least one. Now where's that coffee?

Yours truly,

Tom Wescott

P.S. And please, speak American.

I think you'll find Americans speak English Tom, comes from when we owned your asses and before you started whinging about it.

Monty

[DVV]

The whole world will soon speak Corsican, mind you.