Originally posted by Phil Carter
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Have a Merry Xnmas all! Seasons Greetings, Phil
The Cowboy...
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard, and the ranch was doing very well .
Then one day, the widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and have some fun." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock and no hired hand.
Finally he returned around two-thirty A.M., and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's beautiful widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
“Please take off my boots” He removed the boots and set them neatly by the fire.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my skirt." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my bra." He, with trembling hands, did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now take off my panties." He slowly removed the panties, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.
(P.S. - I didn't see it coming, either)
The Cowboy...
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard, and the ranch was doing very well .
Then one day, the widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and have some fun." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock and no hired hand.
Finally he returned around two-thirty A.M., and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's beautiful widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
“Please take off my boots” He removed the boots and set them neatly by the fire.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my skirt." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my bra." He, with trembling hands, did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now take off my panties." He slowly removed the panties, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.
(P.S. - I didn't see it coming, either)
Jordan
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