On The Trail Of The Forgers

[halomanuk]

Aah i see.
I'm sure Ben will respond to that when he pops back into this thread later.

[Nick]

Yep it's the same Ben.
What do you mean you don't believe it is one and the same person Nick ?

I dunno, just a really different tone from there and on here. I don't mean to be critical - just observing. But he has every right to defend himself if provoked of course.

[halomanuk]

Yep it's the same Ben.
What do you mean you don't believe it is one and the same person Nick ?

[Nick]

Ben is officially taller than Paul Whicker.

Is this the same Ben from the podcasts, or a different one? I don't believe it's one and the same person.

[Ally]

...Which is Caz's attempt to justify her fondness for endlessly bickering, Beebs and Baz. Sorry about this.

What's your attempt to justify your fondness for endlessly bickering? You clearly aren't sorry enough to quit.

[Ben]

Welcome to Pub Talk!

...Which is Caz's attempt to justify her fondness for endlessly bickering, Beebs and Baz. Sorry about this.

I can only judge your writing and what that says about you

And my writing tells you that I'm a "lanky streak of piss", as well as being "short and fat"? Or is it nearer the truth that you simply goofed up and confused yourself when attempting to insult me? The latter, would be my guess. Almost as pathetic as your excuse for admitting to having daydreams about me - "Oh, only because I deliberately wanted to think of something horrible, you understand!".

For the record, responding to your nonsense really doesn't eat into my Hutchinson-posting time, so you'll have to come up with a better justification than that for clinging to my ankles.

[caz]

Welcome to Pub Talk!

Hi Ben,

I don't have a 'mental' image of you in any personal or physical sense. I can only judge your writing and what that says about you.

And I'm afraid I must have blocked out the codpiece as well as the context, although this disturbing image appears to be burned into your own memory for some reason. I can only assume I was trying to make myself sick at the time after my fifth snakebite.

You are the weakest link - goodbye.

Love,

Caz
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Serving the community and saving the serious threads from one more Hutchinson post.

[babybird67]

please people...

this is getting way too personal.

If you don't get on with eachother, isn't it easy to just ignore eachother rather than fill the internet with insults and the site with irrelevancies?

Please, respect yourselves and eachother a little bit more.

[halomanuk]

Is this the 'nursery-school' thread,along with about 3 more out there ?
Give it a rest peeps...

[Ben]

It's quite funny, because I did actually have you down as a lanky streak of piss

And I had you down as a cross between Anne Robinson and Vicky Pollard - long before you decided to follow me around like a filthy smell. But I'm still giggling at your mental image of me as lanky and short, complete with the obligatory codpiece of course.

(Shudder!)

[caz]

Afternoon Ben,

It's quite funny, because I did actually have you down as a lanky streak of piss - long before anyone came along and had you for a sucker.

Love,

Caz
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PS Couldn't deprive you of your little 'fixation' fixation. Enjoy.

[Ben]

Hmmm, I knew it was too good to be true.

Somehow I knew it was foolish to take premature comfort that today would pass devoid of any numpties trying to engage me in unseemly brawls.

Turns out it just took a little longer today, that's all.

No - I think you'll find it was another poster you managed to attract like a magnet, to the point where you each swallowed everything the other offered without gagging.

Ah yes, the poster who is no longer here to defend herself; the poster you refer to continually and obsessively on more than one ripper forum; the poster you clearly had daggers for as soon as you singled her out as a potential rival for my affections; the poster you're now accusing, in a characteristic display of maturity, of being a transvestite.

If I had to guess I'd imagine you're just adorable - in a trusting incontinent puppy kind of way

Unless you have daydreams of a "trusting incontinent puppy" wearing a codpiece, I can only assume that I'm an altogether different kind of "adorable", as far as you're concerned.

Funny - I imagined them as being exactly the same.

Even funnier, you just compared me to a short comic book character, and now you're saying I'm "exactly the same" as a very tall one. I'm afraid if you don't maintain a better consistency of insult, you just look like you're trying too hard.

Reciprocal love,

Ben
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[caz]

I know, and the fixation really shows.

If I'm a tranny magnet, and my magnetism is clearly working on you to an alarming degree, I'd guess that would make you a....?

Oh, but this is funny. Caz reckons I'm "middle-aged, short, fat, balding".

I'm sure those of you who have seen me can confirm that.

Hi Ben,

No - I think you'll find it was another poster you managed to attract like a magnet, to the point where you each swallowed everything the other offered without gagging. I hope you weren't so impressed by what they claimed to have up top that you failed to check what they had downstairs.

I don't 'reckon' you are anything. I wasn't the one who thought they'd found their Tranny Magnet when they found you.

If I had to guess I'd imagine you're just adorable - in a trusting incontinent puppy kind of way - while pretty much everyone who has seen me in the flesh will no doubt have confirmed for you that I am indeed a saggy piece of mutton - and had a jolly good laugh about it behind my back.

And you've certainly got my number. I've been waiting all my life to have an incurable fixation for someone I've never met who talks bollocks on the internet, but wouldn't recognise a pair if they were dangled in front of him, as long as the owner was stroking his ego at the time.

Ben is officially taller than Paul Whicker.

Hi Sam (or may I call you Bishop Bloggs?),

Funny - I imagined them as being exactly the same.

Love,

Caz
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[Sam Flynn]

I noticed you didn't touch the middle-aged, fat and balding portion of the challenge.

... of Ben's birth, girth and hirthuteness I know not, Ally. Especially not the girth.

[Ally]

I noticed you didn't touch the middle-aged, fat and balding portion of the challenge.