On The Trail Of The Forgers

[Maria]

Money is not the only possible motive. Sometimes it is horribly hard to extricate yourself from a situation, especially if were convinced of your position and told that with vigour.
I'd give people the benefit of the doubt, "it's all about money" says more of your preconceptions and not necessarily something about the person you are talking about.
Mr. Omlor, would you even allow Keith Skinner to state that he was wrong without you gloating over it?
The big problem I see with this whole discussion is the fact that it works like it were a contest, not a reasonable discourse that allows participants to say "sorry, been wrong".

JSchmidt:

In this case, money is the only motive.

Perhaps you have not been here when the receipts have been shown in public and seen exactly how much money Keith Skinner and Caroline Morris have done monetarily over the years. The diary is nothing but " the duck of the golden eggs for these people, a cow flow if you like.

JSchmidt perhaps you should have hang around in the Maybrick threads for all these years when distinguished people on this field have shown the receips to show the amounts of money which have been done with this fraud

The latest venture with the fraud, was an event in Liverpool, they made thousands from the venture, I cannot recall at the minute how much it was and frankly I do not care to waste my time in scrolling back to last year´s posts to show you exactly how much they did from the fraud at that event.

An event where the organizer a man by the name of Chris Jones even mentioned that the money was going to charity, but low and behold... when I checked with the Marina Dalglish charity.... they had not even heard of this event. In Britain it is a criminal offence to try to extract money from the public on false pretences. The charity were very alarmed that their name was being used for an event they had not even consented to and the owner of the charity herself asked me to show her in which website it was being published when I did that and she had seen it with her own eyes, she asked me for Chris Jones phone number. I gave her Chris´s phone number which I got from the owner of Battlecrease, who in turn has another charity Kinds on wheels ( a proper charity ) and I gave Marina Dalglish Chris Jones mobile phone number. She called him and told him on no uncertain way she did not want her respectable charity to be involved with this shoddy farce.

Then the next day, what we all saw was that Chris Jones, sheepishly retracted what he said that is: That the Marina Dalglish charity would not be participating. The Marina Dalglish charity for your information is owned by a very respected family in Liverpool, she is the wife of a foot-ball player so having this charity on board would have meant that a lot more people would have bought the tickets on the mistaken belief that they were doing it for a good cause... when in fact that was not the case, the true reality was that they would have only help line the pockets of a few unescrupulous individuals.

-Maria

[plang]

Victoria,Victoria, I was complimenting Steve on his play on words, and threw in my own. Never seen Borat, except on that post.
axe: akin to Goth aquizi

Steve, let's play plang pong wang chung.

[The Good Michael]

Victoria,

...but Borat is hilarious! Sasha Baron Cohen is the most ballsy comedian I have ever seen. His 'Bruno' is incredible.

Mike

[Steve Powell]

Plang plays Wang.

A new level.

[Victoria]

Victoria, Victoria, I got it right away. You don't get it. Yet.
Please jump up on my level.

or maybe it's a jump down, Plang .. depending on your point of view.
Ok, I admit I can be a bit slow at getting some 'jokes?' but you did have a question mark . . .
Maybe you were complimenting yourself, on your 'good play on words'
with the alternate meaning.
I do not find Borat amusing at all .. prefer Caroline's corny jokes.

[plang]

For further 'insight' please click on Mike Covell's link in Pubtalk under 'Monty takes a trip to Weymouth' thread. Post #5.

[plang]

Victoria, Victoria, I got it right away. You don't get it. Yet.
Please jump up on my level.

[Victoria]

Plang,

"I'll rip the D string off your axe" . .
I think what was mean't by this is rip the
D string off your guitar . . I am presuming you
didn't get it, with the ?
Maybe you 'twanged a wrong chord' with your
alternate answer.

[caz]

How brilliant would it be to see Borat here, taking the raging p out of this hoax-busting cowboy outfit - God bless it.

Just popped in for a quick soda and lime - I'll leave the hard stuff to the real cowboys: Steve Jekyll and Hyde Park.

Love,

Caz
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[plang]

Steve, would rather be underage and loud rather than all washed up.
If you reach for the shotgun, my six shooter will be out of the holster before you can say jack. And I'll have five bullets left for saloon door bursters.

Rip my D string from my axe?
Good play on words. Rip my G string from my ass. Never worn one, but Borat has. Those pics should be censored!

[Victoria]

barking mad

Hide Park .. Hyde Park
Well, I thought that humorous .. we have a
Hyde Park here as well.
Is Michael possibly related to Steven?
Will Steven come out of hiding?

Wondrous people .. and that we all are.
I think the publican is wise .. but with a sense of humour.
And at least John has worked out who he is .. I'm still not sure
who I am.
Graham is Graham, down to earth and normal, cheers to him.
Plang .. well, I'm not tuned into him yet, the publican has
probably sized him up well, as he is watching all the time.

Another pint of what everyone else is drinking please . . .

[Steve Powell]

Dive?!

Ah yes, the pub is barking mad but not a dive.
It is an exclusive niche of wonderous people.
Take Plang. He doesn't really give a bugger
as he sips his newest concoction at the bar.
He laughs loud. Too loud.
He's underage as well, but the publican
let's him stay because he needs some humour.
The Good Michael is telling everyone again
how he just missed out on getting an audition for
the Monty Python movie.
He's a nice enough chap but never serious.
And over there is Graham and John.
They never seem to get on but they're wise old dogs.
If it wasn't for these two, the shotgun under the bar
wouldn't need dusting.
Don't get a fright when the bardoors fling open
and a crazed female starts yelling at you.
It's just Caroline. When she finishes her tirade
of what scum we are, she will go away again.
Some say she's sweet on the mule skinner out the back
who's hiding out from the law.
There's a lot more of them here as well.
Some hide in the shadows and peer behind plants
but they all at some time come out to play
their favourite game.
Yes, they are all barking mad in some way.
But don't look in here and think it's a dive.
You'd be quite mistaken.

[Omlor]

Caroline

You complain about the atmosphere and describe a set of fictional characters and then say,

And I don't want a pint of what everyone else is drinking, thanks all the same.

And yet here you are all the same.

And I'm sure you'll hang around.

--John (supposed to be the guy who believes the diary wrote itself, I think)

[The Good Michael]

I've finally found my Korean connection! Park is probably the second most common surname in Korea, Lee being first. So Steven Park, a Korean immigrant, is the elusive figure that Powell is blaming. Park is the one that will not be blamed for nothing. It all fits together so neatly. Okay, I realize that Park was an Aussie by way of England, but he was short, and even back then surgeons could do wonders with epicanthic folds. It probably goes way back to a great-grandfather Park who was Swanson's Korean houseboy, who did the crimes. This is every bit as good as Sickert (er..bad?).

Mike

[caz]

Morning Campers,

Hmmm, this pub is becoming a dive. The landlord has evidently been serving drinks to customers who have had way too much for their own good. They are so legless that one believes Feldy conspired with the Barretts and the Johnsons and the elusive Park (who should be called Hide Park because nobody can produce any trace of him) to hoax the diary and watch; another believes they are all mythical, and therefore the diary presumably hoaxed itself and then went exhausted to the pub where Mike bought it a pint and took it home to meet the wife (well, why not? The diary apparently tests itself while its current owner isn't looking); and yet another believes he sees Maybrick believers everywhere and wheels Cornwell in as his expert of choice.

The place has finally gone barking mad.

And I don't want a pint of what everyone else is drinking, thanks all the same. It's [almost] enough to turn me off my weekly glass of shandy.

Love,

Caz
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