Things That Are Just Pure B.S.

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I have a feeling that this will be a long list but I will start us off:

If a man combs all his hair over from one side no one will know he is going bald.

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Women are eager to split the bill on a first date.

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[Geddy2112]

Politicians don't lie..

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Women are actually attracted to old, balding men with beer bellies who just happen to be rich. The money has nothing to do with it.

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Insurance companies don't see you as just a customer. They actually care about your well being.

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Nigerian princes will send you a lot of money if only you send them some first.

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Men date women and spend money on them because they value companionship and good conversation.

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It's a compliment when a woman tells a man that she likes him ... as a friend.

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Men's figure skating isn't gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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[Callmebill]

Size isn't everything.

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Women find it amusing when a man leaves the toilet seat up.

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Calling a psychic hotline is a good way to gain valuable perspective and guidance when facing difficult times.

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Men will immediately turn away out of politeness if a woman inadvertently displays cleavage.

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People of Irish descent try to drink responsibly on St. Patrick's Day.

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[GUT]

Men will immediately turn away out of politeness if a woman inadvertently displays cleavage.

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Those skaters you mentioned above might