Things That Are Just Pure B.S.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Jacob Rees-Mogg would make a great PM

[Robert]

Just wipe and hey presto, the stain's gone.

[Robert]

MPs are public servants.

[Sam Flynn]

Just follow the simple instructions.

[Robert]

Buy an eternity ring. Two year guarantee.

[caz]

Redundancies:

"Domestos kills all known germs dead"

"Work colleague"

"Pre-planning" and its evil relative "pre-prepare"

"Good skill" (a phrase beloved of sports commentators)

And the awful "Pre-book your seats in advance".

[Abby Normal]

Never buy your girlfriend a leather jacket because you’ll only be seeing her wear it two years later with her new boyfriend.

[Robert]

"And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye."

[Robert]

Can't resist :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjluLC40ETk

[Sam Flynn]

Buy an eternity ring. Two year guarantee.

I bought a watch with a lifetime guarantee. When the main spring goes, it slashes your wrist.

(The old ones are the best)

[Herlock Sholmes]

Can't resist :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjluLC40ETk

..........genius at work.

[Robert]

I bought a watch with a lifetime guarantee. When the main spring goes, it slashes your wrist.

Mr Culverton Smith strikes again!

[martin wilson]

Effectively relieves cold and flu symptoms.

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Our internal review found no basis for these allegations.

An Inquiry will be held to establish the truth in this matter, and lessons will be learned.

£X saving on RRP!

Mr X, whose trial started today was described by his family as a loveable rogue.

Football: "he's not that kind of player"

[Pcdunn]

Some product is "New and improved!"

Some food product has "improved taste!"

Your pet's food product contains something that is now "better tasting!"

[Svensson]

"The manager enjoys the full support of the chairman"