Things That Are Just Pure B.S.

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  • c.d.
    Commissioner
    • Feb 2008
    • 6555

    #1

    Things That Are Just Pure B.S.

    I have a feeling that this will be a long list but I will start us off:

    If a man combs all his hair over from one side no one will know he is going bald.

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  • c.d.
    Commissioner
    • Feb 2008
    • 6555

    #2
    Women are eager to split the bill on a first date.

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    • Geddy2112
      Inspector
      • Dec 2015
      • 1299

      #3
      Politicians don't lie..

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      • c.d.
        Commissioner
        • Feb 2008
        • 6555

        #4
        Women are actually attracted to old, balding men with beer bellies who just happen to be rich. The money has nothing to do with it.

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        • c.d.
          Commissioner
          • Feb 2008
          • 6555

          #5
          Insurance companies don't see you as just a customer. They actually care about your well being.

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          • c.d.
            Commissioner
            • Feb 2008
            • 6555

            #6
            Nigerian princes will send you a lot of money if only you send them some first.

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            • c.d.
              Commissioner
              • Feb 2008
              • 6555

              #7
              Men date women and spend money on them because they value companionship and good conversation.

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              • c.d.
                Commissioner
                • Feb 2008
                • 6555

                #8
                It's a compliment when a woman tells a man that she likes him ... as a friend.

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                • c.d.
                  Commissioner
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 6555

                  #9
                  Men's figure skating isn't gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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                  • Callmebill
                    Constable
                    • Aug 2017
                    • 78

                    #10
                    Size isn't everything.
                    David Wilson Professor of Criminology:
                    'Connection, connection, connection. There is no such thing as coincidence when you are dealing with serial killers.'

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                    • c.d.
                      Commissioner
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 6555

                      #11
                      Women find it amusing when a man leaves the toilet seat up.

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                      • c.d.
                        Commissioner
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 6555

                        #12
                        Calling a psychic hotline is a good way to gain valuable perspective and guidance when facing difficult times.

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                        • c.d.
                          Commissioner
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 6555

                          #13
                          Men will immediately turn away out of politeness if a woman inadvertently displays cleavage.

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                          • c.d.
                            Commissioner
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 6555

                            #14
                            People of Irish descent try to drink responsibly on St. Patrick's Day.

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                            • GUT
                              Commissioner
                              • Jan 2014
                              • 7841

                              #15
                              Originally posted by c.d. View Post
                              Men will immediately turn away out of politeness if a woman inadvertently displays cleavage.

                              c.d.
                              Those skaters you mentioned above might
                              G U T

                              There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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