Greatest hoax of all time?

[Abby Normal]

Descartes favorite toast-I drink, therefor I am.

[Sam Flynn]

A bar slides under Albert Einstein....

Subtle, and very clever... at least, from my point of view.

[Abby Normal]

Subtle, and very clever... at least, from my point of view.

I don't get it? relativity? simultainity? Lorentz contraction?

[Robert]

Relativity.

Fitzgerald asked why he hadn't been mentioned in the previous post but was told that if he had been, it wouldn't be a contraction.

[Abby Normal]

Relativity.

Fitzgerald asked why he hadn't been mentioned in the previous post but was told that if he had been, it wouldn't be a contraction.

got it!

[Abby Normal]

Bartender says whatll ya have? A Tachyon walks into the bar.

[Sam Flynn]

I don't get it? relativity? simultainity? Lorentz contraction?

Relativity. Einstein goes to the bar, or the bar goes to Einstein... depending on your frame of reference.

[Abby Normal]

Relativity. Einstein goes to the bar, or the bar goes to Einstein... depending on your frame of reference.

yup got it

[Robert]

A pair of twins walk into a bar and each asks for a pie. The first twin has no problems, but the second twin goes off at tremendous speed in a rocket. When he returns, he finds his pie on sale at the Co-op.

[Steadmund Brand]

I love the jokes.. but to get back on topic.. I was always a fan of the Berners Street Hoax...almost makes me think of something out of The Magic Christian (a book/movie all about great hoaxes!!)

Steadmund Brand

[Abby Normal]

I love the jokes.. but to get back on topic.. I was always a fan of the Berners Street Hoax...almost makes me think of something out of The Magic Christian (a book/movie all about great hoaxes!!)

Steadmund Brand

whats the berners street hoax?

[Steadmund Brand]

In 1809 Theodore Hook bet a friend that within one week he could make any house in London the most famous and talked about place in the city.. he picked 54 Berners Street.. then he wrote thousands of letters ordering items and requesting service and what not for November 27th... then starting at 5 am (first was one of several chimney sweeps) the people started showing up... in droves.. everything from gardeners to piano movers to fish mongers , so many that every office in town had to be sent to Berners Street and the roads were jammed for several blocks.. all for a laugh

Steadmund Brand

[Abby Normal]

In 1809 Theodore Hook bet a friend that within one week he could make any house in London the most famous and talked about place in the city.. he picked 54 Berners Street.. then he wrote thousands of letters ordering items and requesting service and what not for November 27th... then starting at 5 am (first was one of several chimney sweeps) the people started showing up... in droves.. everything from gardeners to piano movers to fish mongers , so many that every office in town had to be sent to Berners Street and the roads were jammed for several blocks.. all for a laugh

Steadmund Brand

thanks. a little more than ordering a pizza to someones house. lol

[GUT]

In 1809 Theodore Hook bet a friend that within one week he could make any house in London the most famous and talked about place in the city.. he picked 54 Berners Street.. then he wrote thousands of letters ordering items and requesting service and what not for November 27th... then starting at 5 am (first was one of several chimney sweeps) the people started showing up... in droves.. everything from gardeners to piano movers to fish mongers , so many that every office in town had to be sent to Berners Street and the roads were jammed for several blocks.. all for a laugh

Steadmund Brand

Must have cost him a fortune.

[Herlock Sholmes]

It’s a wonder Beadle didn’t emulate that one