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  • Over here atheism is denial of the existence of a god. Agnosticism is neither belief in nor denial of the existence of a god.

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    • Originally posted by Robert View Post
      Over here atheism is denial of the existence of a god. Agnosticism is neither belief in nor denial of the existence of a god.
      Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic?

      He laid awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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      • Originally posted by jerryd View Post
        Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic?

        He laid awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?
        Haha.

        Neil’s Bohr walks into a bar. Bartender asks what’ll ya have?
        Bohr says- probably a beer.
        "Is all that we see or seem
        but a dream within a dream?"

        -Edgar Allan Poe


        "...the man and the peaked cap he is said to have worn
        quite tallies with the descriptions I got of him."

        -Frederick G. Abberline

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        • Heisenberg. Probably the best lager in the world.

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          • Originally posted by Robert View Post
            Heisenberg. Probably the best lager in the world.
            Heisenberg walked into a bar. Bartender asks what’ll ya have?
            Heisenberg says-I don’t know.
            "Is all that we see or seem
            but a dream within a dream?"

            -Edgar Allan Poe


            "...the man and the peaked cap he is said to have worn
            quite tallies with the descriptions I got of him."

            -Frederick G. Abberline

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            • Wolfgang Pauli tried to walk into a bar, but they wouldn't let him in.
              Kind regards, Sam Flynn

              "Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)

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              • Richard Feynman walked into a bar.

                "What'll you have?" asked the bartender.

                "Nothing," said Feynman. "I walked here at random."

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                • Peter Higgs walked into a bar. "What would you like?", asked the barman. "Pint of heavy, please".
                  Kind regards, Sam Flynn

                  "Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)

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                  • Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. "Ah, said the barman, "I see the many worlds theory is correct."

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                    • Jerry Falwell walks into a bar. The bartender says “What will you have?” Falwell says “ give me some money and I’ll tell you.”
                      Regards

                      Herlock



                      “All conspiracy theories are the product of the subconscious attempt of an ignorant yet creative mind to counteract the fear of the unknown with the tales of fantasy.” Abhijit Naskar.

                      “Conspiracy theorists, she knew, were paranoid by definition, and usually with good reason - they were indeed being watched, largely because they were standing on an upturned bucket, haranguing the sheeple with their wingnut delusions.” Mick Herron.

                      ”The most confused you will ever get is when you try to convince your heart and spirit of something your mind knows is a lie.” Shannon L. Alder.

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                      • A bar slides under Albert Einstein....

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                        • Schrödinger did and didn't walk into a bar.
                          Kind regards, Sam Flynn

                          "Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)

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                          • Alan Guth walked into a bar and paid $20 for a glass of beer. Well, that's inflation for you...
                            Kind regards, Sam Flynn

                            "Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)

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                            • Originally posted by Sam Flynn View Post
                              Wolfgang Pauli tried to walk into a bar, but they wouldn't let him in.
                              nice!!
                              "Is all that we see or seem
                              but a dream within a dream?"

                              -Edgar Allan Poe


                              "...the man and the peaked cap he is said to have worn
                              quite tallies with the descriptions I got of him."

                              -Frederick G. Abberline

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                              • Originally posted by Robert View Post
                                Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. "Ah, said the barman, "I see the many worlds theory is correct."
                                hahaha! Hugh Everett approves
                                "Is all that we see or seem
                                but a dream within a dream?"

                                -Edgar Allan Poe


                                "...the man and the peaked cap he is said to have worn
                                quite tallies with the descriptions I got of him."

                                -Frederick G. Abberline

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