Greatest hoax of all time?

[Robert]

Over here atheism is denial of the existence of a god. Agnosticism is neither belief in nor denial of the existence of a god.

[jerryd]

Over here atheism is denial of the existence of a god. Agnosticism is neither belief in nor denial of the existence of a god.

Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic?

He laid awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

[Abby Normal]

Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic?

He laid awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Haha.

Neil’s Bohr walks into a bar. Bartender asks what’ll ya have?
Bohr says- probably a beer.

[Robert]

Heisenberg. Probably the best lager in the world.

[Abby Normal]

Heisenberg. Probably the best lager in the world.

Heisenberg walked into a bar. Bartender asks what’ll ya have?
Heisenberg says-I don’t know.

[Sam Flynn]

Wolfgang Pauli tried to walk into a bar, but they wouldn't let him in.

[Robert]

Richard Feynman walked into a bar.

"What'll you have?" asked the bartender.

"Nothing," said Feynman. "I walked here at random."

[Sam Flynn]

Peter Higgs walked into a bar. "What would you like?", asked the barman. "Pint of heavy, please".

[Robert]

Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. "Ah, said the barman, "I see the many worlds theory is correct."

[Herlock Sholmes]

Jerry Falwell walks into a bar. The bartender says “What will you have?” Falwell says “ give me some money and I’ll tell you.”

[Robert]

A bar slides under Albert Einstein....

[Sam Flynn]

Schrödinger did and didn't walk into a bar.

[Sam Flynn]

Alan Guth walked into a bar and paid $20 for a glass of beer. Well, that's inflation for you...

[Abby Normal]

Wolfgang Pauli tried to walk into a bar, but they wouldn't let him in.

nice!!

[Abby Normal]

Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. "Ah, said the barman, "I see the many worlds theory is correct."

hahaha! Hugh Everett approves