Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow there'll be sun
Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs
And the sorrow 'til there's none ...
That's the great thing about tomorrows - they're always just a day away! Before we know it, it'll be Sydnie Christmas!
And - yes - if we are to believe the meteorologists, tomorrow the UK is going to bake like an old Victorian scrapbook slavered in linseed soil and stuck in the oven in 12 Goldie Street - can't wait!
But you've got to love yesterdays too. By chance, I was enjoying a cheeky little Guinness or four in the land of yesterday just a few yesterdays ago and I took the opportunity which being a bit drunk provides of questioning why I was the only person in the world who thinks the Maybrick journal is the authentic record of Jack the Ripper's innermost thoughts, when a brave young lady said she believed it was also!
Well, that set me thinking ("About time, Ike, I hear you all shout!"): I wonder how many people in the world of ripperonomy believe that the Maybrick journal is authentically Jack the Ripper's?
"Not enough", I hear you cry. But how many is 'enough' before the argument becomes a choir with a thundering chorus marching down the road like a brass band on May Day in some quaint and quintessential English village? How many good, decent, innocent ripperonomists deep down embrace the Cult of St. James (see what I did there, dear readers?) but keep schtum (that's 'schtum' not 'Schar', do keep up!) because they have the misfortune of missing the one gene we all need the most of: bravery!
Well, the sun'll come out tomorrow, and I implore you all to come out too and proudly nail your Maybrickian colours to the mast of the good ship Casebook! If you do, I'll be the first up the flag pole (or whatever it is) to hoist a Union Jack!
The question is, are you brave enough to face the tempestuous seas before we hit dry land and - to quote a great international leader (Ronald Reagan) - bask in the "broad, sunlit uplands" of the revealed truth, or will you hide in your closets, denying the light of day, and clinging to all our yesterdays instead of all our tomorrows, come what may?
Your Leader, Inspiration, and Comforter,
Captain Ike Iconoclast of the High Seas

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