Originally posted by Tom_Wescott
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Policeman: Excuse me sir, have you noticed any graffiti down stairs anywhere?
Mr Goldberg: What graffiti, where do you mean?
Policeman: There's some words written on the wall downstairs, I need to know if they were there yesterday.
Mr Goldberg: What words, where are they, show me.
Policeman: I can't.
Mr Goldberg: Why not?
Policeman: We washed them off.
Mr Goldberg: Are you taking the pi$$ copper!!

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