Say Something Rude About the Person Posting Above You!

[Amanda]

At least you can see it coming unlike your deadly silent farts.

No dear, that nasty smell was your dragon breath..

[Hercule Poirot]

No dear, that nasty smell was your dragon breath..

Cool, keep it up. Someone will eventually believe you're not a true blonde.

[Amanda]

Cool, keep it up. Someone will eventually believe you're not a true blonde.

Ooh, that was a bit below the belt! Talking of which, do they actually make belts long enough to fit around your wide girth?

[Hercule Poirot]

Ooh, that was a bit below the belt! Talking of which, do they actually make belts long enough to fit around your wide girth?

Couldn't say! My wife wears the pants in our family. I'll go ask her. Hope she won't feel insulted. LOL

[pinkmoon]

Ooohhh you're pregnant? In that case please accept my apologies, as I just presumed you had an enormous beer belly!!

Amanda

I'm more concerned about my swelling breasts and face hair.

[pinkmoon]

Confirms my suspicions

It's a miracle can't you just be happy for me.

[GUT]

It's a miracle can't you just be happy for me.

Very

[Hercule Poirot]

It's a miracle can't you just be happy for me.

I thought only women could get pregnant! How did that happen, Frank... I mean pinkmoon (sorry Frank, forgot you changed your name)?

[pinkmoon]

I thought only women could get pregnant! How did that happen, Frank... I mean pinkmoon (sorry Frank, forgot you changed your name)?

We are living in modern times I know I should have been more carefull but can't you just be happy for me.

[Hercule Poirot]

We are living in modern times I know I should have been more carefull but can't you just be happy for me.

Of course I'm happy. Who's the vet taking care of you?

[pinkmoon]

Of course I'm happy. Who's the vet taking care of you?

I'm not thinking that far ahead I'm still in shock .

[Pcdunn]

Congratulations to Pinkmoon!

We are living in modern times I know I should have been more carefull but can't you just be happy for me.

I am happy for you, Pinkmoon.
Now-- when is the baby due to burst out of his/her pod?

[Hercule Poirot]

I am happy for you, Pinkmoon.
Now-- when is the baby due to burst out of his/her pod?

It's surely going to be better than what happened to you when they found you in a sardine can!

[Hercule Poirot]

Another parenthesis of mine (not really but just to pepper up the topic).

What we've said, up to now, was essentially a response to the previous poster who, of course, didn't deserve whatever has been said.

Who would be the actual person you would have liked to spill it out to, besides me?

HP

[GUT]

Another parenthesis of mine (not really but just to pepper up the topic).

What we've said, up to now, was essentially a response to the previous poster who, of course, didn't deserve whatever has been said.

Who would be the actual person you would have liked to spill it out to, besides me?

HP

No one really.

But then I get to be nasty to people every day.