Say Something Rude About the Person Posting Above You!

[Hercule Poirot]

Back at ya, think they're a GUTless pack of wooses

Man, you must have been searching hours in your 50 word smartass dictionary before finding those 2 words, gutless and woose.

[GUT]

Man, you must have been searching hours in your 50 word smartass dictionary before finding those 2 words, gutless and woose.

What the heck is a dicshary

[Natasha]

If it's dumb people you want to insult, take a look in the mirror.
Amanda

Been there done that

Clever play on words: a man duh!

[Natasha]

That's right, he has. Unfortunately, it's not that good a prank on me because I already know what it is slang for!B-)

Natasha, I think your boyfriend Boris is calling you, unless that is a moose instead!

That moose is your hubby

[Hercule Poirot]

That moose is your hubby

Are you aware, Natasha, that the kind of comment you just made is the reason why they pay women less than men?

[Roy Corduroy]

Hey Herk! your mustache is gone slack

[Hercule Poirot]

Hey Herk! your mustache is gone slack

At least I got a real one. You keep pulling your nose hair out and not only pretend it's a mustache but also comb it over your head to hide your baldness. Now listen guys, where do you think Roy's curly chest hair come from?

[Natasha]

Are you aware, Natasha, that the kind of comment you just made is the reason why they pay women less than men?

Well, I'm a freelancer, and you wouldn't be able to afford my rates

[Hercule Poirot]

Well, I'm a freelancer, and you wouldn't be able to afford my rates

Oh! High rates? That means you're the kind of expert wearing nylons, garters and carry a whip whenever you have something to say like "On your knees beast, if you want an answer". LOL

[Natasha]

Oh! High rates? That means you're the kind of expert wearing nylons, garters and carry a whip whenever you have something to say like "On your knees beast, if you want an answer". LOL

I wouldn't be seen dead in nylon yuk, silk all the way! Though I hear you are partial to wearing them on your head, you need to I guess, it makes walking past reflective surfaces easier

[Hercule Poirot]

I wouldn't be seen dead in nylon yuk, silk all the way! Though I hear you are partial to wearing them on your head, you need to I guess, it makes walking past reflective surfaces easier

Actually I do wear something over my face. I'm so brilliant, I would otherwise blind everyone around me with the shine of my intelligence which obviously you wouldn't be able to do for one simple reason: You keep believing the 3 digit number of 130 your shrink sent you is your IQ but it's actually the volume of your brain in millimeters.

[Hercule Poirot]

Just a parenthesis. I can't believe we're doing this. It's so mean, nasty.

[GUT]

Just a parenthesis. I can't believe we're doing this. It's so mean, nasty.

And bloody good fun, 'cause no one is being or taking it serious.

[Hercule Poirot]

And bloody good fun, 'cause no one is being or taking it serious.

What do you mean 'no one is being...serious'. I was.

[Amanda]

What do you mean 'no one is being...serious'. I was.

Let's face it Monsieur Poirot, you're always serious....far too serious mon ami