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  • Batman
    Superintendent
    • Jan 2013
    • 2931
    #1

    Is it true that if you join the freemasons...

    ... you will learn

    1. The secret formula in Coca Cola.
    2. The secret spice recipe for KFC.
    3. The true identify of Jack the Ripper.
    Bona fide canonical and then some.
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    • barnflatwyngarde
      Inspector
      • Sep 2014
      • 1145
      #2
      I'm sorry, I can't tell you that!

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        • Penhalion
          Detective
          • Sep 2013
          • 154
          #3
          You will also be introduced to the crew of the Mary Celeste.

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            • Errata
              Assistant Commissioner
              • Sep 2010
              • 3060
              #4
              The KFC one is true... at least it is here.
              The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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                • Amanda
                  Inactive
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 400
                  #5
                  Mmm...

                  Originally posted by Errata View Post
                  The KFC one is true... at least it is here.
                  In the UK you get the Worcestershire sauce recipe too

                  Amanda

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                    • GUT
                      Commissioner
                      • Jan 2014
                      • 7841
                      #6
                      iIn Aus it's vegemite.

                      But that's no real secret Axle Grease and salt.
                      G U T

                      There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                        • Steadmund Brand
                          Sergeant
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 534
                          #7
                          From what I hear you will also learn

                          1- All 50 Ways to leave your lover
                          2- The secret location of the Keebler Elves
                          3- What exactly is in Dr. Pepper
                          And
                          4- Why the French find Jerry Lewis funny

                          Steadmund Brand
                          "The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce

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                            • Mayerling
                              Superintendent
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 2762
                              #8
                              You learn how to get involved in charity works.
                              You learn all kinds of fun secret rituals only members know of.
                              You are warned that the Illuminati are trying to take over the globe.

                              Maybe they will know what happened to William Morgan of New York State in 1826 - but I wonder if they do know.

                              Jeff

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