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  • #1

    Is it true that if you join the freemasons...

    ... you will learn

    1. The secret formula in Coca Cola.
    2. The secret spice recipe for KFC.
    3. The true identify of Jack the Ripper.
    Bona fide canonical and then some.
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  • #2
    I'm sorry, I can't tell you that!

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    • #3
      You will also be introduced to the crew of the Mary Celeste.

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      • #4
        The KFC one is true... at least it is here.
        The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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        • #5
          Mmm...

          Originally posted by Errata View Post
          The KFC one is true... at least it is here.
          In the UK you get the Worcestershire sauce recipe too

          Amanda

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          • #6
            iIn Aus it's vegemite.

            But that's no real secret Axle Grease and salt.
            G U T

            There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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            • #7
              From what I hear you will also learn

              1- All 50 Ways to leave your lover
              2- The secret location of the Keebler Elves
              3- What exactly is in Dr. Pepper
              And
              4- Why the French find Jerry Lewis funny

              Steadmund Brand
              "The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce

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              • #8
                You learn how to get involved in charity works.
                You learn all kinds of fun secret rituals only members know of.
                You are warned that the Illuminati are trying to take over the globe.

                Maybe they will know what happened to William Morgan of New York State in 1826 - but I wonder if they do know.

                Jeff

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