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[pinkmoon]

Why can't you tell lepers Jokes?

They might laugh their heads off.

[I know, I know]

why did the leper fail his driving test ....he left his foot on the clutch!

[Carol]

I'm back, girls. You don't need to look so worried. I'm O.K.
Pardon, Dolly?
Oh, that's nice. You weren't worried about me. You're worried about Steady.
Who's Steady?
Corporal Steadmund.
Why do you call him Steady?
Oh, I see. That's what he says to you two every time you see him. 'Steady, girls, steady!'
Why are you two worried about him, then?
So he's been telling you about his exploits, has he. You're worried he's on a special mission again as you haven't heard from him. Well, he's O.K. Just been snowed under with snow. He's out now. Wants to know what he can bring you on Sunday. I said anything would do as long as it's expensive and they don't have to pay for it.
Pardon, Cissie?
How do I know about Steady being snowed under with snow and what he said about Sunday?
Sorry, I'm unable to tell you any more as it is all very hush hush, don't you know. There is a war on, old girl.

[GUT]

remind me never to complain about my woman again....she is all for me having enjoyment of my own (because she cares little or nothing for most of my interests.. so she encourages me to go off on my own (or with my brother)...that way she doesn’t have to deal with me

then again.. maybe she is trying to get rid of me ....

So sorry Pinkmoon.. wish there was something I could do to help....


Steadmund Brand

My wife likes me to go away too, but I've gotta be miserable while I am away.

[GUT]

Why can't you tell lepers Jokes?

They might laugh their heads off.

[I know, I know]

[Cogidubnus]

So the Dalai Lama wanders into a branch of “Subway” one night, and says “Make me one with everything”…

[pinkmoon]

Two cannibals eating a dead clown the first one says to the second one "does this taste funny to you"

[pinkmoon]

Yes please

How about a good joke or too bound to offend the viewers

[GUT]

Yes far to depressing let's liven things up do you want me to make some gossip up.

Yes please

[pinkmoon]

All this marital discord is depressing.....

Hasn't anyone got an idea to liven things up around here?

Yes far to depressing let's liven things up do you want me to make some gossip up.

[Steadmund Brand]

All this marital discord is depressing.....

Hasn't anyone got an idea to liven things up around here?

That's GUT's dept... but I think he is busy digging


Steadmund Brand

[Amanda]

Who could blame her....

All this marital discord is depressing.....

Hasn't anyone got an idea to liven things up around here?

[Steadmund Brand]

I've been accused of enjoyment what a heinous crime.

remind me never to complain about my woman again....she is all for me having enjoyment of my own (because she cares little or nothing for most of my interests.. so she encourages me to go off on my own (or with my brother)...that way she doesn’t have to deal with me

then again.. maybe she is trying to get rid of me ....

So sorry Pinkmoon.. wish there was something I could do to help....


Steadmund Brand

[pinkmoon]

Oh dear,
May I suggest hereforth that you sit in a dark corner with nothing but one of Trevor Marriott's books for company.

That should dispell the enjoyment rumours once and for all

I think it's time to try the let's buy a pair of shoes 3 sizes to small routine.

[pinkmoon]

Oh dear,
May I suggest hereforth that you sit in a dark corner with nothing but one of Trevor Marriott's books for company.

That should dispell the enjoyment rumours once and for all

It could well be the old let's buy a pair of shoes three sizes to small routine

[Amanda]

Oh dear....

I've been accused of enjoyment what a heinous crime.

Oh dear,
May I suggest hereforth that you sit in a dark corner with nothing but one of Trevor Marriott's books for company.

That should dispell the enjoyment rumours once and for all