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[GUT]

There's more chance of the elephant man coming home with a love bite then there is of my wife been nice to me.

Lucky Elephant man, but I'm not sure what a love bite is, in fact not sure what love is,

I didn't hope she'd be nice ( to much to ask) just a little less cruel.

[pinkmoon]

The storm had now reached its peak(my wheelie bin has blown over) and the devastation is subsiding.

[Steadmund Brand]

You'll make it thru Pinkmoon.....If I did, you will.. trust me....Maybe the storm can sooth the dragon a bit..

Best of luck

Steadmund "The Frozen Yank" Brand

[pinkmoon]

I'm taking cover storms arrived I'm on the coast and I'm getting batterd if I don't survive it's been nice knowing you all !!!!!! have to suspend all rescue activity untill storm finishes.

[Steadmund Brand]

AWOL AWOL AWOL

Just warning that GUT's going AWOL, from about Friday till after the bg man comes, Yippeeeeeee.

Have a great holiday!!!!!!

Steadmund Brand

[Steadmund Brand]

But still take all the credit, right?

Can't help but take all the credit.... I am an American and let's face it.. that's how the history will be written....not my fault

Steadmund Brand--

[Steadmund Brand]

Hello Steadmund,

Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to tell you something else that Winston asked you to do.

Could you please arrange for a German staff car and two German uniforms for either a Tuesday or Thursday evening in the near future? Pinkmoon and Bunny will need them in order to get into Denmark unnoticed on the evening of the escape. Pinkmoon is a European size 42 and Bunny needs size 38. She would prefer a man's uniform as she finds skirts hamper her style.

Thanks a lot, old chap!

Carol

Staff car.. check... uniforms, check...as for the trampoline.. that I will have to bring around to the ladies first.. I better watch them test it out before I take it to Pinkmoon.... just thinking about his safety after all... anything thing special the women want....

Steadmund Brand--

[pinkmoon]

I hope the big fat man is very kind to all my friends in the escape committee this year. [Though usually am both bg and fat and kind.]

And that dragon isn't to cruel to Pinky.

Won't be doing much digging at sea I can assure you all.

There's more chance of the elephant man coming home with a love bite then there is of my wife been nice to me.

[Archaic]

Why did the leper hockey league not succeed?

There were too many face-offs

Steadmund Brand

Oooh, the Canadians now have the perfect National Zombie Sports Joke!

Well done, Steady. (Golf clap)

Now we need some for the rest of the Glorious Allies.

Maybe the one about us Yanks being "over paid, over sexed & over here" could be tweaked a little... it just needs a bit of Zombie decrepitude and a reference to an all-American sport; say Baseball or Rodeo.





Hmmm, so far I got nothin'. Anyone got anything?

Agent Archaic,
Over and Out.

[GUT]

I hope the big fat man is very kind to all my friends in the escape committee this year. [Though usually am both bg and fat and kind.]

And that dragon isn't to cruel to Pinky.

Won't be doing much digging at sea I can assure you all.

[Amanda]

Attention...

AWOL AWOL AWOL

Just warning that GUT's going AWOL, from about Friday till after the bg man comes, Yippeeeeeee.

Calling Gut, Come in Gut,

Please ensure that you pack your spoons. You never know when you might need to do a little digging.

Have a wonderful Christmas old chap, hope the bearded one brings you cool toys to play with.
Amanda

[GUT]

AWOL AWOL AWOL

Just warning that GUT's going AWOL, from about Friday till after the bg man comes, Yippeeeeeee.

[Cogidubnus]

Digging, digging, digging...it seems all my life I've been bloody digging...I've just momentarily surfaced and it appears I'm under some hell on earth called Butlins of Bognor Regis...think I'll quietly return to Oflag lV-C...it's much friendlier there...

[pinkmoon]

Weirdo

A little harsh I prefer a little bit strange and deluded .

[Amanda]

I can think of a lot weirder

Weirdo