Irritations

[FISHY1118]

I'm not bitter. I just don't see Thompson as a good suspect.

I do , but its ok the disagree.

[Paddy Goose]

Most of the junk emails I receive do NOT have an unsubscribe button.

This is what I want to do with those persons who send me those emails.



But first I will stick out my tongue to them because I can



Or just for jolly I could choose a different public spectacle at their mortal expense



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Oh and after the public spectacle of my choosing this is what I will do to their remains



Then I will be ready to rock on



If you have any questions or concerns about this message, that's just too bad for you isn't it, because I have no unsubscribe button either.

[c.d.]

For what it is worth, Paddy some internet "experts" believe unsubscribing to unwanted e-mails simply confirms that your e-mail address is correct resulting in more junk mail.

c.d.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Most of the junk emails I receive do NOT have an unsubscribe button.

This is what I want to do with those persons who send me those emails.



But first I will stick out my tongue to them because I can



Or just for jolly I could choose a different public spectacle at their mortal expense



T
Oh and after the public spectacle of my choosing this is what I will do to their remains



Then I will be ready to rock on



If you have any questions or concerns about this message, that's just too bad for you isn't it, because I have no unsubscribe button either.

Someone should contact the Guinness Book of World Records, Paddy. You may have just broken some kind of emoji record.

Totally agree with your point of course.

[Herlock Sholmes]

I’d like to add junk phone calls to Paddy’s junk emails. They appear to go in waves. Over the last three days or so I must have had 20.

[Tel]

I’d like to add junk phone calls to Paddy’s junk emails. They appear to go in waves. Over the last three days or so I must have had 20.

What irritates me about these callers is .... just how do they know I've just sat down to eat?

[Herlock Sholmes]

What irritates me about these callers is .... just how do they know I've just sat down to eat?

Absolutely Tel. And how many times do they call just when you’re expecting a call so you come dashing from another room to hear an automated voice telling you that they’re from ‘bank security!’

[Enigma]

What irritates me about these callers is .... just how do they know I've just sat down to eat?

They frequently call at a time when they know people will be home.

I get a laugh when they claim to be from the "security department of Visa and Mastercard." When challenged as to how they can be working for both companies which are direct competitors, there is a moment of silence and they try to deny what is obviously the case.

[Tel]

Absolutely Tel. And how many times do they call just when you’re expecting a call so you come dashing from another room to hear an automated voice telling you that they’re from ‘bank security!’

They must have a very sophisticated bugging system.

[FISHY1118]

So called Celebrity Chiefs who crack open a Lobster ,Crayfish or King Prawn and then proceed to suck out the brains and head cavity. Then try and Convince you '' Its the best part'' !!!!!

[Tel]

So called Celebrity Chiefs who crack open a Lobster ,Crayfish or King Prawn and then proceed to suck out the brains and head cavity. Then try and Convince you '' Its the best part'' !!!!!

Ha! I knew a bloke that used to eat the prawn heads whole.

[Herlock Sholmes]

I do love seafood but I can’t be doing with shells and bones. I don’t want spend 5 minutes removing shell or bones from every mouthful.

That’s why I ensure that my servants do it of course.