Irritations

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Tani
    Detective
    • Dec 2008
    • 227

    #421
    Originally posted by c.d. View Post
    Saw a young mother pushing a baby carriage. She had her daughter with her who looked to be around 4 or 5. The little girl was wearing a backpack and the mother had attached a leash to it. I have also seen instances where the leash is actually attached to the child. Not sure how I feel about this. Yes, you want to be protective of your child but still....

    c.d.
    This is normal. I had a lead when I was a kid. They're common here.
    O have you seen the devle
    with his mikerscope and scalpul
    a lookin at a Kidney
    With a slide cocked up.

    Comment

    • caz
      Premium Member
      • Feb 2008
      • 10569

      #422
      They were called "reins" in my youth. Not a bad idea, actually, for active toddlers exploring their world, when you consider the alternative - smacking a tiny child for stepping off the kerb, because they are too young to be reasoned with, but quick enough to let go of mummy's hand.

      I don't remember needing reins because my Mum used to say I was "good as gold". But my baby brother, who went on to become a doctor of physics, needed reins outdoors [I still have a photo] because he was into everything and Mum didn't have eyes in the back of her head. He was always trying to see how things worked, like turning on the gas on the cooker. It's a miracle he survived childhood.

      Love,

      Caz
      X
      "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


      Comment

      • Dupin
        Constable
        • Nov 2019
        • 86

        #423
        My parents tried to put me in reins.

        I think this thought occurred to them after my attempted escape from Belle Vue Zoo. I had been taken, aged 3, as a special treat. I was appalled by the condition of the elephants, chained at the foot, and stamping in ennui in their own pungent detritus. But worse was the lion's cage. It was barely big enough to let the lion turn around for a six foot march before turning again. I screamed "what has he done wrong?" and ran off. My escape was terminated by the large and heavy door with its ornate gilded handle: too high for me to reach.

        And shortly afterwards I was told I had a present. I liked presents. I had had one once: a large tipping truck made of red and yellow plastic. It had mysteriously disappeared a day after I was given it. Maybe this present would be less ephemeral. It was laid on my bed, long and resplendent in blue leather. No one needed to say anything: I realised what the intention was and began to chant "I am not a lion". I kept that up for quite a while I recall. The present was never seen or mentioned again.

        Comment

        • Tani
          Detective
          • Dec 2008
          • 227

          #424
          I will continue eating salmon paste until I die.

          Those who think it quaint are bizarre

          Modern sandwiches have about 50 ingredients - who needs that!
          O have you seen the devle
          with his mikerscope and scalpul
          a lookin at a Kidney
          With a slide cocked up.

          Comment

          • Herlock Sholmes
            Commissioner
            • May 2017
            • 21798

            #425
            Originally posted by Tani View Post
            I will continue eating salmon paste until I die.

            Those who think it quaint are bizarre

            Modern sandwiches have about 50 ingredients - who needs that!
            When I was younger Tani it was always Salmon and Shrimp paste. I wonder what happened to the shrimp? Possibly too expensive to keep adding?

            Just found someone else asking the same question.

            As a child, we used to have sandwiches spread with salmon and shrimp paste - Shiphams I believe it was. I haven't touched the stuff in years, as I prefer my fish as close to natural as possible these days, but a friend in Spain asked me to bring back some salmon and shrimp paste for her. I've...
            Regards

            Sir Herlock Sholmes.

            “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

            Comment

            • Tani
              Detective
              • Dec 2008
              • 227

              #426
              Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post

              When I was younger Tani it was always Salmon and Shrimp paste. I wonder what happened to the shrimp? Possibly too expensive to keep adding?

              Just found someone else asking the same question.

              https://www.cookingbites.com/threads...imp-paste.116/
              Sadly must have disappeared as in all my 29 years I've never heard of it and I grew up eating all the pastes. Sad!

              I'm such a damn northerner tho and will continue eating Fray Bentos pies and corned beef hash
              O have you seen the devle
              with his mikerscope and scalpul
              a lookin at a Kidney
              With a slide cocked up.

              Comment

              • Ms Diddles
                Chief Inspector
                • Aug 2019
                • 1688

                #427
                Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post

                When I was younger Tani it was always Salmon and Shrimp paste. I wonder what happened to the shrimp? Possibly too expensive to keep adding?

                Just found someone else asking the same question.

                https://www.cookingbites.com/threads...imp-paste.116/
                Oh wow!

                Shipham's paste. That's a blast from the past.

                My dad used to have that in his (very smelly as I recall!) work sandwiches.

                Either that or corned beef, spam or tongue.

                No wonder I went veggie as an eleven year old!!!

                Comment

                • Herlock Sholmes
                  Commissioner
                  • May 2017
                  • 21798

                  #428
                  Originally posted by Ms Diddles View Post

                  Oh wow!

                  Shipham's paste. That's a blast from the past.

                  My dad used to have that in his (very smelly as I recall!) work sandwiches.

                  Either that or corned beef, spam or tongue.

                  No wonder I went veggie as an eleven year old!!!
                  I used to like Sardines and Tomato which I think that they still do. I haven’t had it for years though.
                  Regards

                  Sir Herlock Sholmes.

                  “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

                  Comment

                  • caz
                    Premium Member
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 10569

                    #429
                    I suspect the name had to be changed from Salmon and Shrimp because the amount of actual shrimp in the paste was almost non-existent. I couldn't taste any shrimp and found all the flavours pretty bland and unappetizing to be frank. I believe regulations came in to stop this kind of misrepresentation, at least in the UK, in the same way that crab sticks had to be renamed ocean sticks, and veal and ham pie was changed to gala pie.

                    I expect some people will call it 'woke' and another irritation of modern life that companies had to start being more honest about the contents of the food they produced, to protect the consumer, but you can't please everyone.

                    Love,

                    Caz
                    X
                    "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


                    Comment

                    • Herlock Sholmes
                      Commissioner
                      • May 2017
                      • 21798

                      #430
                      That could well be the reason Caz. I did wonder whether it might have been a financial decision? I don’t know if shrimps are particularly expensive?
                      Regards

                      Sir Herlock Sholmes.

                      “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

                      Comment

                      • c.d.
                        Commissioner
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 6550

                        #431
                        Joggers who jog in place on the corner while they are waiting for a walk sign or traffic. Yeah, I know they want to keep their heart rate up but it always looks so damn affected. "Hey, look at me. I'm jogging" Yeah, **** you. I got your jogging right here.

                        c.d.

                        Comment

                        • c.d.
                          Commissioner
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 6550

                          #432
                          Not really an irritation but more of a head scratcher. Panhandlers who stand on the median strip of the highway begging for money. I guess they think that when the cars stop at the light they have a captive audience. I don't think I have ever seen anyone in a car giving them money. Seems like a lot of work for such little results.

                          c.d.

                          Comment

                          • Tani
                            Detective
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 227

                            #433
                            Originally posted by c.d. View Post
                            Not really an irritation but more of a head scratcher. Panhandlers who stand on the median strip of the highway begging for money. I guess they think that when the cars stop at the light they have a captive audience. I don't think I have ever seen anyone in a car giving them money. Seems like a lot of work for such little results.

                            c.d.
                            Never seen this in the UK. It seems very dangerous.
                            O have you seen the devle
                            with his mikerscope and scalpul
                            a lookin at a Kidney
                            With a slide cocked up.

                            Comment

                            • Tani
                              Detective
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 227

                              #434
                              Originally posted by caz View Post
                              I suspect the name had to be changed from Salmon and Shrimp because the amount of actual shrimp in the paste was almost non-existent. I couldn't taste any shrimp and found all the flavours pretty bland and unappetizing to be frank. I believe regulations came in to stop this kind of misrepresentation, at least in the UK, in the same way that crab sticks had to be renamed ocean sticks, and veal and ham pie was changed to gala pie.

                              I expect some people will call it 'woke' and another irritation of modern life that companies had to start being more honest about the contents of the food they produced, to protect the consumer, but you can't please everyone.

                              Love,

                              Caz
                              X
                              One of Agatha Christie's Poirot novels hinged on the fact that all fish pastes taste the same lol. So it's definitely not a new thing
                              Last edited by Tani; 04-10-2025, 08:24 PM.
                              O have you seen the devle
                              with his mikerscope and scalpul
                              a lookin at a Kidney
                              With a slide cocked up.

                              Comment

                              • Abby Normal
                                Commissioner
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 11900

                                #435
                                Originally posted by c.d. View Post
                                Not really an irritation but more of a head scratcher. Panhandlers who stand on the median strip of the highway begging for money. I guess they think that when the cars stop at the light they have a captive audience. I don't think I have ever seen anyone in a car giving them money. Seems like a lot of work for such little results.

                                c.d.
                                hi cd
                                well i give them money all the time. usually the change that builds up in my cup holder or occasionally dollar bills from my wallet.so probably atleast a couple bucks every time. i also see otjer people give them money too. i would venture they actually do pretty good, depending on how long they stand out there. but im in the dc suburbs in md and i beleive youre in DC? maybe thats the difference.
                                "Is all that we see or seem
                                but a dream within a dream?"

                                -Edgar Allan Poe


                                "...the man and the peaked cap he is said to have worn
                                quite tallies with the descriptions I got of him."

                                -Frederick G. Abberline

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X