Irritations

[chubbs]

Narrow minded people .

People who type a space before the full stop - period.

[FISHY1118]

Narrow minded people .

[chubbs]

Vladimir Putin - all three can go to Hell with Jack.

[chubbs]

Elon Musk

[chubbs]

Donald Trump

[Herlock Sholmes]

People who ‘deliver’ things. I’ve had parcels left on my doorstep and chucked over the gate (discovered by chance). Also, why do they appear not to know what a doorbell is? We have one. You can’t miss it. They never use it. They don’t even use the door knocker. They inaudibly tap on the door but unfortunately I’m not a Labrador so I can’t hear at such a low volume. Then they wait for 3 or 4 seconds and run back to their cars or vans after leaving an unreadable card.

Around two months ago a parcel went missing. We had left the gate unlocked and asked for the parcel to be put near the backdoor but the courier said that the guy delivering was scared by the dog. I told them that we don’t have a dog. He said that he was talking about next doors dog! I told him that he was the other side of a fence. He said that the dog might have jumped over!! I’m 6’2” and the fence is as tall as I am. I told the guy on the phone it’s a chow chow not Red f*****g Rum! He then threatened to hang up!

[Herlock Sholmes]

Politicians/ministers who visit factories or warehouses and feel it necessary to take off their jackets and roll up their sleeves as if it’s going to convince people that they intend to do any actual work. Then they pick up a couple of boxes and pass them to someone else almost with a “look at me I’m working hard for the country” look on their faces. Richi Sunak was always doing it.

[Herlock Sholmes]

People that watch videos on their phones without using headphones.

[chubbs]

I know, I mean talk about scaring the customers away.

He worked at Pickfords?

[chubbs]

Tethered caps on bottles of orange squash.

I have been unscrewing the caps on bottles of orange squash for 50 years and I HAVE NOT LOST A SINGLE CAP.

I do not need my bottle caps to be tethered, and nor do most people. It's tethering gone crazy.

[Herlock Sholmes]

If humans evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys around? Checkmate evolution.

c.d.

It’s irritating when people use that one with an accompanying smug look as if it’s a ‘gotcha’ moment.

I like to hit back with - if God is all powerful can he create a stone that’s so heavy even he can’t pick it up.

[c.d.]

If humans evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys around? Checkmate evolution.

c.d.

[Tani]

I don't know if this has been mentioned already, but Jack the Ripper was (and still flippin is) an annoying little sod.

I know, I mean talk about scaring the customers away.

[chubbs]

I don't know if this has been mentioned already, but Jack the Ripper was (and still flippin is) an annoying little sod.

[chubbs]

Young people. Why are they so...







...YOUNG?


Grrr