Irritations

[Herlock Sholmes]

And Mississippi chubbs

[Pcdunn]

It’s another word for the kid’s game ‘tick’ Fishy.

Seems to be "tag" in the USA.

[chubbs]

I squeeze little darlin
I'm squeezin for you
My tube has run dry Lord
Cos I got them toothpaste blues

I'm done with the tryin
My squeezing is through
You know that I'm cryin
Can't squeeze none out for you

My tube is on empty
Please don't blow a fuse
My toothbrush is worn out
And I got them toothpaste blues

[Herlock Sholmes]

Well, my dentist he got on me
said I should brush a whole lot more
I said ain't my fault
blame that damn drugstore

Got me the Toothpaste Blues....

Thank you Howlin’ c.d.

[Ms Diddles]

Well, my dentist he got on me
said I should brush a whole lot more
I said ain't my fault
blame that damn drugstore

Got me the Toothpaste Blues....

Now my reputation is in tatters
My love life's killed stone dead
I' got chronic halitosis
And not a tooth within my head

Got me the Toothpaste Blues.....

[c.d.]

Well, my dentist he got on me
said I should brush a whole lot more
I said ain't my fault
blame that damn drugstore

Got me the Toothpaste Blues....

[Ms Diddles]

Well I needed me some toothpaste
wanted the old choppers to be bright as could be
but when I went to that damn drugstore
they had that old toothpaste under lock and key

Got me the Toothpaste Blues.....

c.d.

Well, I had me the love of a good ol' man
When my smile was pearly white.
Now they done locked up my toothpaste
And my love life's turned to sh.....

Got me the Toothpaste Blues.....

[c.d.]

I thought this was the start of a blues song..."Toothpaste Blues"?

Well I needed me some toothpaste
wanted the old choppers to be bright as could be
but when I went to that damn drugstore
they had that old toothpaste under lock and key

Got me the Toothpaste Blues.....

c.d.

[mpriestnall]

Went to the drug store yesterday to buy some toothpaste. It was under lock and key. Had to get a clerk to open it. I mean toothpaste! Wow.

c.d.

I thought this was the start of a blues song..."Toothpaste Blues"?

[FISHY1118]

Thanks for the explanation

[Herlock Sholmes]

It’s another word for the kid’s game ‘tick’ Fishy.

[FISHY1118]

Tig???

[Herlock Sholmes]

All sense of balance has been lost Tani. A lot of things begin with the best of intentions but people just go way over the top.

[Tani]

Just learned that tig is banned in some schools.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Well at least we agree on some things.
Aust going down if not already on the same path.

It’s a sad state of affairs Fishy. I pity the following generations.