'Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Mayfair

[Beowulf]

http://articles.philly.com/2014-01-13/news/46116365_1_dairy-products-facebook-page-mayfair-town-watch

He's no gouda.

[Robert]

I recommend women carry one of these :

http://www.ebay.co.uk/bhp/electric-cheese-grater

[pinkmoon]

Wouldn't catch anyone from England acting like that we are all normal sane human beings.

[c.d.]

This guy sounds like a real muenster.

c.d.

[Beowulf]

Wouldn't catch anyone from England acting like that we are all normal sane human beings.

I wish we wouldn't catch anyone from the U.S. acting like this but it seems the moralists can take heart that the country is not overrun with 'old fashioned Victorian repressive' outlooks anymore.

/sarcasm tag.

[GUT]

Is that how they put the holes in Swiss cheese?

[MrBarnett]

Wouldn't catch anyone from England acting like that we are all normal sane human beings.

And this from a nation that invented a cheese called Stinking Bishop?

MrB

[JTRSickert]

I live right near this area.

Glad they caught this a**hole! Gives my neighborhood a bad name.

[Beowulf]

I didn't know they caught him but then they let him out on bail...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/stick-toothpick-swiss-cheese-pervert-article-1.1582816

[GUT]

With that his only offense I'd have been surprised if he didn't get bail.

[PC Fitzroy-Toye]

Cheese and a hand job wow whats wrong with just tea an crackers?

[JTRSickert]

At the very least, he's come up with an interesting new use for Swiss cheese. LOl Still disgusting though.

I'm glad it didn't happen to me since I could've been just as easily walking down Frankford Avenue and boom, I'm traumatized for life.

[PC Fitzroy-Toye]

Trauma JTR? Im sure if you had been there it would have made one hell of a good pub/bar/barbeque story think of it!............Hay guys I ever tell you the one about the cheese an the man?............