'Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Mayfair

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  • Beowulf
    Sergeant
    • Jan 2012
    • 537

    #1

    'Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Mayfair



    He's no gouda.
  • Robert
    Commissioner
    • Feb 2008
    • 5163

    #2
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    • pinkmoon
      Chief Inspector
      • Jul 2013
      • 1813

      #3
      Wouldn't catch anyone from England acting like that we are all normal sane human beings.
      Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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      • c.d.
        Commissioner
        • Feb 2008
        • 6555

        #4
        This guy sounds like a real muenster.

        c.d.

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        • Beowulf
          Sergeant
          • Jan 2012
          • 537

          #5
          Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
          Wouldn't catch anyone from England acting like that we are all normal sane human beings.
          I wish we wouldn't catch anyone from the U.S. acting like this but it seems the moralists can take heart that the country is not overrun with 'old fashioned Victorian repressive' outlooks anymore.

          /sarcasm tag.
          Last edited by Beowulf; 01-23-2014, 05:30 PM. Reason: word change

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          • GUT
            Commissioner
            • Jan 2014
            • 7841

            #6
            Is that how they put the holes in Swiss cheese?
            G U T

            There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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            • MrBarnett
              *
              • Nov 2013
              • 5672

              #7
              Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
              Wouldn't catch anyone from England acting like that we are all normal sane human beings.
              And this from a nation that invented a cheese called Stinking Bishop?

              MrB

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              • JTRSickert
                Detective
                • Aug 2009
                • 440

                #8
                I live right near this area.

                Glad they caught this a**hole! Gives my neighborhood a bad name.
                I won't make any deals. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed,de-briefed, or numbered!

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                • Beowulf
                  Sergeant
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 537

                  #9
                  I didn't know they caught him but then they let him out on bail...

                  Police have stuck a fork in this dairy deviant. The so-called “Swiss Cheese Pervert” was nabbed by Philadelphia police at his home in Norristown, capping an extensive hunt for the chees…

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                  • GUT
                    Commissioner
                    • Jan 2014
                    • 7841

                    #10
                    With that his only offense I'd have been surprised if he didn't get bail.
                    G U T

                    There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                    • PC Fitzroy-Toye
                      Constable
                      • Dec 2013
                      • 82

                      #11
                      Cheese and a hand job wow whats wrong with just tea an crackers?

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                      • JTRSickert
                        Detective
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 440

                        #12
                        At the very least, he's come up with an interesting new use for Swiss cheese. LOl Still disgusting though.

                        I'm glad it didn't happen to me since I could've been just as easily walking down Frankford Avenue and boom, I'm traumatized for life.
                        I won't make any deals. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed,de-briefed, or numbered!

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                        • PC Fitzroy-Toye
                          Constable
                          • Dec 2013
                          • 82

                          #13
                          Trauma JTR? Im sure if you had been there it would have made one hell of a good pub/bar/barbeque story think of it!............Hay guys I ever tell you the one about the cheese an the man?............

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