Blame LGBTQ People for Turkey-Syria Earthquake Aftershocks Says Top Israeli Rabbi

[Dickere]

Hello Herlock,

Now that you know just be sure you don't confuse Tom of Finland with Tom's of Maine which is a very popular toothpaste here in the U.S. Many an embarrassing situation has resulted from getting the two mixed up.

c.d.

There's not a great difference between a toothpaste and a mouthwash after all.

[Dickere]

Indeed Herlock!

The Village People with all manner of anatomically improbable lumps, bumps and protrusions!!

I'm all in favour, leaves more skirt for the rest of us

[Ms Diddles]

I'm all in favour, leaves more skirt for the rest of us

"Skirt", Dickere?

You see it's terminology like that which is why many of us members of the fairer sex prefer kicking our heels up and dancing the night away in gay clubs, happily surrounded by lots of Tom's Boys!!

[Ms Diddles]

Hello Herlock,

Now that you know just be sure you don't confuse Tom of Finland with Tom's of Maine which is a very popular toothpaste here in the U.S. Many an embarrassing situation has resulted from getting the two mixed up.

c.d.

Indeed c.d.

One involves lots of tube.........

[c.d.]

Indeed c.d.

One involves lots of tube.........

I am so tempted here...so tempted...but I will pass.

c.d.

[Ms Diddles]

I am so tempted here...so tempted...but I will pass.

c.d.

You're a true gentleman, c.d.!!!

[caz]

Hello Herlock,

It's interesting that the very thing that these religious people hate is always exactly the same thing that God hates. But do we know that for sure? Maybe God was upset at the results of the recent Super Bowl or that the price of hog bellies has declined in Iowa. But they always seem to know with absolute certainty the mind of God.

c.d.

'But they always seem to know with absolute certainty the mind of God.'

Well they would, c.d., seeing as they created God in their own image.

Lest we forget, back in the 1980s, AIDS was said to be a plague sent by God to punish gay men. Not much progress in many parts of the world since then.

Love,

Caz
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[caz]

Hi c.d.

Not exactly modesty is it? They’re ‘in-the-know’ but the religious person sitting next to them, who has absolutely no problem at all with LGBTQ people, is somehow tuned into the wrong Chanel.

Heaven scent, Herlock?

Sorry, I couldn't resist that one.

Love,

Caz
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[caz]

thanks Herlock and absolutely youre absolutely right. Its a horrible and ignorant thing for the rabbi to say. One of the reasons I joined my church is because its the more progressive branch of the episcopalian church, and we have much diversity and inclusiveness , including openly gay couples and female/married priests.

Nice one, Abby. Now that's progress!

Love,

Caz
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[caz]

I often think it's a repression thing.

People who are perfectly comfortable with their own sexuality rarely feel the need to denigrate others whose orientation differs.

That guy should lose the beard, replace it with a nice Tom of Finland style moustache and just and go for it!

Agreed, Ms D. I always think you can tell a straight man who is comfortable with his own sexuality if he is quite happy to wear a frock if the occasion suggests it!

Toxic masculinity is deeply unattractive, which might explain why the worst offenders need sexual violence as their aftershave.

Love,

Caz
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[Herlock Sholmes]

Heaven scent, Herlock?

Sorry, I couldn't resist that one.

Love,

Caz
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A deliberate error course Caz, I like to check that you’re paying attention.

[c.d.]

'But they always seem to know with absolute certainty the mind of God.'

Hello Caz,

I recall a criticism of one of Richard Dawkins' books. The criticism, made by a religious person, was that Dawkins was not qualified to speak about God. I thought well what exactly does qualify you to speak about God? Does he have to be on your bowling team?

c.d.

[c.d.]

My boss was always ranting about gays. One time I looked at him and said you know for a supposedly straight guy you think about gay men a lot. That shut him up.

c.d.

[c.d.]

I recall the time I got a new doctor and the physician's assistant (a young 20-something woman) was taking my medical history. She said Sir, I need to know your sexual preference? I said well I am in favor of it. No laugh at all. She then said no, Sir I need to know whether you are heterosexual or homosexual? I said well what's the one where you like women? Again, no laugh. She said Sir, in your case that would be heterosexual. I said well put me down for that. I know I am a smart ass but some people just seem to have no sense of humor and have a stick up their butt a mile long.

The funny thing is she probably told her colleagues you won't believe what some patient said to me today, of course never realizing I was just messing with her.

c.d.

[caz]

'But they always seem to know with absolute certainty the mind of God.'

Hello Caz,

I recall a criticism of one of Richard Dawkins' books. The criticism, made by a religious person, was that Dawkins was not qualified to speak about God. I thought well what exactly does qualify you to speak about God? Does he have to be on your bowling team?

c.d.

I wonder how this religious person would have reacted if told he was not qualified to speak about homosexuality, abortion or human rights, because he didn't believe in any of them?

It's funny how the same people who howl the loudest about their own freedom of speech and expression, always seem to want to deny it to others.

Love,

Caz
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