The Cartel - Now Accepting Applications

[Ally]

Ladies and Gentleman, you've heard it whispered in back rooms and secret corners and boards throughout the land. Well now the Cartel is pleased to announce that for a limited time only, we are accepting applications for new members. We want to warn you there are only a few slots available for this introductory offer, the vetting process is severe and might involve probes, but the benefits of membership are too good to pass up. We can't tell you what those benefits are until you are actually inducted, but believe me, they're really, really good. Really.

So sign up today! It's just one little PM away and if you order today, we'll also throw in a set of steak knives!

[Scott Nelson]

I'd like to submit my application.

[Robert]

Could I join the clique and work my way up to the cartel via the coterie and the cabal?

PS I am not wearing lederhosen for anybody.

[Cogidubnus]

PS I am not wearing lederhosen for anybody.

Oooh Wobbie you pwomised you'd never tell!

Dave

[Jenni Shelden]

join them all, but dont let on... oh no!..i didnt mean like me..er..

[FrancoLoco]

I'd like to also apply. I'm especially looking forward to the probes.

[The Good Michael]

I would like to apply for the 'car' part now. As for the other half, only time will tel.

Mike

[bolo]

Does the Cartel have a secret handshake and funny little cars? Otherwise I'm not going to join.

[Bridewell]

Is it not rather sad that somebody believes (apparently sincerely) that such an organisation actually exists?

[Jenni Shelden]

Is it not rather sad that somebody believes (apparently sincerely) that such an organisation actually exists?

i dont believe anyone sincerely believes it exists, so its fine to laugh about it LOL

[johns]

I'm already in The Authorities and they forbid membership of any other shadowy organisations.