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I noticed another candidate for idiot of the year when I clicked on Herlock's original link;
OnlyFans model Natasha Crown who is on a mission to get the 'world's biggest bum' has asked fans how much larger she should make her rear in an new Instagram post
Why bother with "bum lifts" and fillers?
If I wanted an arse like that, I'd go the whole hog and get a space hopper surgically attached to my behind so I could joyfully bounce around the place.
Admittedly I would look like a twat, but at least it'd be fun!
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Originally posted by Iconoclast View PostThe really good news is the original idiot (black ink dad) only wasted £87,000 that he could have used to contribute towards getting his kid (or kids) onto the property ladder one day (say).
And it's all in the best possible taste too ...Regards
Sir Herlock Sholmes.
“A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”
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Originally posted by Ms Diddles View PostI noticed another candidate for idiot of the year when I clicked on Herlock's original link;
OnlyFans model Natasha Crown who is on a mission to get the 'world's biggest bum' has asked fans how much larger she should make her rear in an new Instagram post
Why bother with "bum lifts" and fillers?
If I wanted an arse like that, I'd go the whole hog and get a space hopper surgically attached to my behind so I could joyfully bounce around the place.
Admittedly I would look like a twat, but at least it'd be fun!Regards
Sir Herlock Sholmes.
“A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”
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Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post
She could achieve the same much cheaper with chips and pies. I’ve never understood the attraction tbh. It’s like those horrible inflated lips that some think look good.
Those pumped up lips are completely ubiquitous these days.
I see them everywhere, depressingly even on young teenage girls.
I find it sad that to achieve some idealised standard of modern beauty, young 'uns feel the need to undergo painful procedures in addition to the necessary application of fake tans, false nails, false eyelashes etc.
Young people naturally look great anyway without need for such enhancements.
They're aiming for Angelina Jolie and ending up more Pete Burns.
Sad!
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Idiot of the year? The competition will be fierce this year (as usual). The black ink guy will have to beat out the UK man with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum and the man who had sex with chickens while his wife filmed. Don't count out the dark horse -- the guy who used a prosthetic arm for Covid shots. My hunch is there are more worthy competitors waiting in the wings.
c.d.
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Originally posted by c.d. View PostIdiot of the year? The competition will be fierce this year (as usual). The black ink guy will have to beat out the UK man with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum and the man who had sex with chickens while his wife filmed. Don't count out the dark horse -- the guy who used a prosthetic arm for Covid shots. My hunch is there are more worthy competitors waiting in the wings.
c.d.Regards
Sir Herlock Sholmes.
“A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”
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Originally posted by Yabs View PostRegards
Sir Herlock Sholmes.
“A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”
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Originally posted by Ms Diddles View Post
Indeed, Herlock!
Those pumped up lips are completely ubiquitous these days.
I see them everywhere, depressingly even on young teenage girls.
I find it sad that to achieve some idealised standard of modern beauty, young 'uns feel the need to undergo painful procedures in addition to the necessary application of fake tans, false nails, false eyelashes etc.
Young people naturally look great anyway without need for such enhancements.
They're aiming for Angelina Jolie and ending up more Pete Burns.
Sad!
Regards
Sir Herlock Sholmes.
“A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”
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