Liar

[Svensson]

I better put that champagne in the freezer now. A group of cabinet members has gone in to tell him it's time to go and a few minutes ago, the chairman of the 1922 has also gone in and I bet it is to tell him that the comittee has the number to change the rules to remove him. What we are seeing right now is the modern day equivalent of them leaving him with a bottle of whiskey and a loaded revolver.

[String]

Anyone feeling a twinge of sympathy for him? Nah me neither.

[Ms Diddles]

I better put that champagne in the freezer now. A group of cabinet members has gone in to tell him it's time to go and a few minutes ago, the chairman of the 1922 has also gone in and I bet it is to tell him that the comittee has the number to change the rules to remove him. What we are seeing right now is the modern day equivalent of them leaving him with a bottle of whiskey and a loaded revolver.

Sigh!

Best get that champagne out of the freezer before it turns into a slush puppy.

It's looking like a long, drawn out one after all.

[Svensson]

Its back in the fridge now. I might open it anyways as I still need to watch the highlights of the India test i recorded yesterday.

[Svensson]

It seems that Johnson told the delegation where to go last night and then proceeded to sack his buddy Michael Gove, calling him a snake.

This morning, fresh out of bed, the flood of resignations continues with the Brandon Lewis straight out of the gate followed by another treasury secretary. The number of government resignations is now well into the forties. There is no functioning government atm. Downing Street seems to resemble the Führerbunker in late April of '45 right now. Buckle up for another astonishing day in Westminster.

[Svensson]

BREAKING NEWS:

New Chancellor of the Exchequer has been appointed and is ready to give his first interview.



Expected Policy initiatives:

- Mouse-trap production industry to be mothballed (it is clearly not needed)
- Fishing quotas up, up, up.
- No VAT on blankets and scratch-trees.
- All breeds of dog to be banned.

[Ms Diddles]

Meanwhile.....

https://twitter.com/number10cat/status/1544370237432381441?s=24&t=rmJCuGgJhn77SFdAxDK6Hg

The straw that broke the camel's back...?

Champagne out, Svensson?

[Svensson]

Meanwhile.....

https://twitter.com/number10cat/status/1544370237432381441?s=24&t=rmJCuGgJhn77SFdAxDK6Hg

The straw that broke the camel's back...?

Champagne out, Svensson?

bit early in the day, isn't it..?

[Ms Diddles]

bit early in the day, isn't it..?

Well yeah, but it's a special day and I was feeling hedonistic!

[Iconoclast]

Well yeah, but it's a special day and I was feeling hedonistic!

Well he's finally going (Boris, not the cat).

Although 14 million voters chose Tory in December 2019, they weren't all voting for Boris and - amongst the Red Wall - they were only voting for his slogan ("Get Brexit Done"). It is only BoJo's vanity that tells him the nation is in love with him. In reality, he led a Leave campaign he had absolutely no intention of winning (he just wanted the political leverage), then stepped in to deliver a resolution of the mess he had made, and then arrogantly thought his "bumbling buffoonery" would get him out of every scrape.

Mrs Iconoclast says that now he's going he'll hopefully have time for a haircut and an introduction to the concept of a comb.

The fun is over for the rest of the watching world. The buffoon is out the door.

Ike

[String]

Watch how his enablers try to disassociate themselves from the lies they were trotting out just days ago. They are all disgusting and should be removed.
Pint of Guinness and steak and chips later.

[Ms Diddles]

Well he's finally going (Boris, not the cat).

Although 14 million voters chose Tory in December 2019, they weren't all voting for Boris and - amongst the Red Wall - they were only voting for his slogan ("Get Brexit Done"). It is only BoJo's vanity that tells him the nation is in love with him. In reality, he led a Leave campaign he had absolutely no intention of winning (he just wanted the political leverage), then stepped in to deliver a resolution of the mess he had made, and then arrogantly thought his "bumbling buffoonery" would get him out of every scrape.

Mrs Iconoclast says that now he's going he'll hopefully have time for a haircut and an introduction to the concept of a comb.

The fun is over for the rest of the watching world. The buffoon is out the door.

Ike

Agreed, Ike!

He never gave a toss about Brexit (or indeed anything else other than personal ambition and ego).

He merely checked the way the wind was blowing, then nailed his flag to the populist Brexit post.

Nice to hear that Mrs Ike is an optimist though!

[Ms Diddles]

Watch how his enablers try to disassociate themselves from the lies they were trotting out just days ago. They are all disgusting and should be removed.
Pint of Guinness and steak and chips later.

Agreed, String!

They didn't care about integrity when they placed him in power, then kept propping up his lies and corruption.

It's only now he's become a liability to their personal ambitions that they've stuck the knife in.

Too little, too late.

That said, I'm glad he's finally out.

Suns out for once and I'm off work tomorrow, so champagne and a nice Greek salad for dinner here!

[Iconoclast]

Agreed, String!

They didn't care about integrity when they placed him in power, then kept propping up his lies and corruption.

It's only now he's become a liability to their personal ambitions that they've stuck the knife in.

Too little, too late.

That said, I'm glad he's finally out.

Suns out for once and I'm off work tomorrow, so champagne and a nice Greek salad for dinner here!

Hey Diddsy - champagne and Greek salad? I think we know which side of the Red Wall your bread is buttered!

Everyone knows the working class only ever touch champagne and foreign lettuce on a weekend. You've given yourself away, young lady ...

Ike

[Ms Diddles]

Hey Diddsy - champagne and Greek salad? I think we know which side of the Red Wall your bread is buttered!

Everyone knows the working class only ever touch champagne and foreign lettuce on a weekend. You've given yourself away, young lady ...

Ike

Ha! but I'm on annual leave today and tomorrow, so this IS the weekend for me!

Profligate ways justified!

Thanks for the "young" above!!!