Man Goes to Emergency Room with WWII Artillery Shell Lodged in Rectum

[Herlock Sholmes]

It was part of his memorabilia collection. Good job he didn’t have a cannon.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Maybe he was trying to recreate that famous scene from Dr Strangelove, just on a smaller scale. But with considerably louder 'yee haws'.

[Wickerman]

Ok, I get it. Champion. Spark plug. But why a Yorkshire man?

Because some ignorant southerners seem to think that Yorkshiremen are always saying
"Eeeh, by gum-lad",or "Eeeh, by the 'eck", or "Eeeh, if a'da knorn that".

"Eeeh Carol luv, 'appy new year t'ya.

[Mrs. Fiddymont]