Favourite Quotations

[barnflatwyngarde]

"Eppur si muove!"
(But it moves)

Galileo

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

The late, great Bill Hicks.

Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their ******* skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

[caz]

"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can do today.
If you like it you can do it again tomorrow."

"Sausages - widows' memories."

[Two of my lovely late mother-in-law's favourites]

"I'm sorry for the long speech. I didn't have time to write a short one."

[Winston Churchill]

[DJA]

Freud ..... Ah! A grove of phallic symbols

Jung ..... They might look like phallic symbols to you.You know what they look like to me.

[barnflatwyngarde]

He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
You better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor.

Warren Zevon

[MrBarnett]

“That’ll fix it, thought Ron; but he was wrong.”

The Bonzo Dog (Doo Dah) Band

[MrBarnett]

Kid Curry:
There's one thing we gotta get, Heyes.

Hannibal Heyes:
What's that?

Kid Curry:
Outta this business.

[harry]

Look after the pennies.The pounds will look after themselves. Old country saying.

[harry]

There is no such thing as luck.There is either good judgement or bad judgement.Author unknown.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

“…no amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory party that inflicted those bitter experiences on me. So far as I am concerned, they are lower than vermin.”

Nye Bevan. From the gut.

[MrBarnett]

Here’s a serious one, particularly suited to this difficult time in human history:

“All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well.”

Julian of Norwich

[Herlock Sholmes]

From something I read years ago and so not an exact quote.

Roosevelt to Churchill: Good morning Winston how’s the second biggest Navy in the world?

Churchill to Roosevelt: Good morning Mr President. How’s the second best?

[paul g]

“ some days your a pigeon, some days a statue”.
no idea who first said that if no one claims it put it down to me

[Abby Normal]

i only smoke when i drink......but i drink all of the time. dean martin

[Fisherman]

And one more, well suited for the field of ripperology, by the same author:

"Truth doesn�t come about in a hurry."