Trump Pastor: If Biden Wins People Will Start Having Sex with Cows

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https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2020/10/trump-pastor-if-biden-wins-people-will-start-having-sex-with-cows/

Well duh. That's the only reason I am voting for Biden. Get me some hot cow sex. Moo hah!

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By the way, this is the same pastor who claimed to have turned back a tsunami.

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[Al Bundy's Eyes]

[QUOTE=c.d.;n744770]https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progre...sex-with-cows/

Er, yeah. "Start".

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Having read the article, his concern is about the increased liberalisation of sexualities leading to people being allowed to marry cows and have "perverse sex" with them. Well I for one have no plans to have perverse sex with my cow. I treat her like a lady.

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Having read the article, his concern is about the increased liberalisation of sexualities leading to people being allowed to marry cows and have "perverse sex" with them. Well I for one have no plans to have perverse sex with my cow. I treat her like a lady.

I think by "perverse sex" he means having sex with a cow that you are not married to. That's my guess. So put a ring on it boys.

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[caz]

Does this mean that if Trump wins, people will stop having sex with farm animals?

What a killjoy!

Love,

Caz
X

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Does this mean that if Trump wins, people will stop having sex with farm animals?

What a killjoy!

Love,

Caz
X

No, they'll just carry on with their sisters...