New Sloping Toilet Aims to Limit Employee Restroom Breaks

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/new-sloping-toilet-aims-to-limit-employee-restroom-breaks/ar-BBY853G?li=BBnbfcN

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[Al Bundy's Eyes]

The cheek!
This idea should be panned.

(Guys, it's took a fortnight and that's really the best I can come up with.)

[c.d.]

As a Yank, it is embarrassing that you Brits came up with the idea and that we are bringing up the rear. We are definitely behind on this one.

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[Abby Normal]

its a bunch of crap

[Robert]

Whoever thought of this is round the bend.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

We're flush for puns now.

[IchabodCrane]

A large number of ailments particular to "1st world countries", from sexual dysfunction, hemorrhoids, irritable bowels syndrom aka recurring diverticulitis to Crohn's disease to name but a few are attributable to the lifelong use of sitting toilets, which have traditionally not been used in developing countries.

So we should welcome this initiative as it will keep us more happy and healthy and saves tons of money in the health sector.

https://www.toilet-related-ailments.com/diverticulosis.html

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Maybe, but where am I going to read Auto Trader now?
That said, red circles on knees is a first world toilet problem too.