Scariest Haunted House in U.S. Requires a 40-Paige Waiver, Doctor's Note, Safe Word

[c.d.]

https://www.wkrn.com/news/scariest-haunted-house-in-us-requires-40-page-waiver-doctors-note-safe-word/

c.d.

[Robert]

Cannot access this, but I remember someone (Oliver Onions?) writing a short story about a ghost who had to spend a night in a human chamber.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

https://www.wkrn.com/news/scariest-h...ote-safe-word/

c.d.

It seemed scary for a while, but it turned out just to be an old caretaker in a rubber mask.

[Sam Flynn]

Oliver Onions...

...Wilfred Pickles' cousin?

[Robert]

Yes, Wilfred Pickles of "Have A Blow, Joe."

[Herlock Sholmes]

It seemed scary for a while, but it turned out just to be an old caretaker in a rubber mask.

And he would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those pesky kids!

[Sam Flynn]

Elsewhere in the haunted world...
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...-a-haunted-pub

[Robert]

Of course, a few unlucky ghosts are both invisible and inaudible, and so never get served :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf3aJx7D7YA

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Yes, Wilfred Pickles of "Have A Blow, Joe."

Also of The Gay Dog. Aah, a more innocent age.

[WallaceWackedHer]

https://www.wkrn.com/news/scariest-h...ote-safe-word/

c.d.

This is that utterly retarded "haunted" house where you literally pay to have a bunch of guys beat and kick the crap out of you and waterboard you etc. right?

That's not a haunted house experience. For one thing, if it was meant to emulate a "real horror movie" type thing, then you'd be allowed to fight back. But you're not obviously, you can't attack the "bad guys". So you're paying to get beat up and tortured... How stupid.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

This is that utterly retarded "haunted" house where you literally pay to have a bunch of guys beat and kick the crap out of you and waterboard you etc. right?

That's not a haunted house experience. For one thing, if it was meant to emulate a "real horror movie" type thing, then you'd be allowed to fight back. But you're not obviously, you can't attack the "bad guys". So you're paying to get beat up and tortured... How stupid.

I know right? I mean, I've been beaten up many times and not once have I paid for the privilege. Fools.