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"Officer I was just walking down the street when I saw a quarter on the sidewalk and when I bent over to pick it up...."
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This is the lamest excuse I've ever heard, and believe me I've heard a lot of them!
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I see!
So thats why they call it "crack cocaine"!!! Now I understand.
Best wishes,
Zodiac.And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.Comment
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well his excuse was lame but at least he didn't try to desguise it with so called "praiseworthy" excuses like a lot of felons doOriginally posted by Zodiac View PostI see! So thats why they call it "crack cocaine"!!! Now I understand.
Best wishes,
Zodiac.Comment
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Reminds me of the tale (supposedly true) of the man who went to the local hospital with a tomato ketchup bottle fully inside his bottom...
He told the staff that he's unpacked his shopping after he got home... and went for a shower (or something)... then decided to put his shopping away.... which meant stretching up to reach a cupboard..... and he slipped and the sauce bottle (which was on a chair for some reason) slipped neatly into his anus.
Now this tale may have been believed by the nurses, except that when they removed the sauce bottle... it had a rubber johnny on it.
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"it had a rubber johnny on it."
I hope he wasn't trying to get sauce out of the bottle, because sometimes the only way to do that is to give the bottom of the bottle an almighty thump.
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