Important Announcement

[Robert]

Lynn, just don't lose the combination.

[caz]

Robert.. I really do think you need a holiday my friend... a loooooooooooooooooong holiday.

Depending of course on whether you follow the Malayan calander, the Malian calander, the Mayan calander, the Magyar calender, the Montezuma'en calander, or..last but not least... the cally-caz-catzenbogen-by the sea calender. Gillygillyoffenpepper variety, of course.

best whiskies

Phil

Phil! Who sold you my Bali '96 calendar?

And just in case Robert's tea poisons us all on June 1st, what did you think of Miss August?

Love,

Caz
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[Phil Carter]

Hello Caz,

It fell off the back of a whale fluke.. which was a bit of luck in itself, as it was being ridden by a Pinochio, a Popeye and a Miss Poppins.. which is natural as it is a pop-out calender..which brings me nicely on to..
Miss August, who made the eyes pop out, which isn't too hard these days (as opposed to using viagra eye-drops, which makes you look hard..).. enough to shake one's gillygillyoffenpepper, taken of course, with a pinch of salt. Sea salt... scraped from the flukes of hard-ridden whales.
The question of June 1st remains.
Is this the day that William Wheeler, (the really real railway wheeler from Wales), really reels railway whales whilst whaling for really reddy reeled railway wheels?

Corr.. Miss August...

feeling re-popped

Phil

PS.. The straightjacket is being sent me by Captain Pugwash, I'm told.

[Robert]

Dear Mr Camping

You have rescheduled the end of the world for October 21st. Good God, man! This is Trafalgar Day!

I shall write to the Times about this.

Regards

An English Gentleman

[ChrisGeorge]

Dear Mr Camping

You have rescheduled the end of the world for October 21st. Good God, man! This is Trafalgar Day!

I shall write to the Times about this.

Regards

An English Gentleman

Kismet, Robert. It's simply Kismet.

[Robert]

Oh, Nelson said "Kismet"? Then I must now break the bad news to "Gloria" Hardy.

[Canopy]

Aye well, thinking if ever the world ends I'll still be trudging through my big pile of washing...nothing like distraction to make you have 'peace of mind' eh? :-D C.

[Cogidubnus]

Didn't end this year at the end of the Mayan Calendar either...shame really...was really looking forward to proving Thomas Stearns wrong...haven't had a good bang for years, but haven't had a good whimper for even longer!

All the best

Dave

[Robert]

Talking of the Old Guy, this random collection of accents always makes me laugh. "Hey governor, you're a toff" in with the posh voices. I love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTc41s8qIoU

[Cogidubnus]

Yes it's certainly a strange medley, (who was talking about an old guy? TS is a dead guy!)....

All the best

Dave

[RivkahChaya]

T.S. stood for "Thomas Stearns"? for some reason, that's disappointing.

My current calendar ends tomorrow, although it doesn't specify a time. I guess I'd better hurry up and get a new one, if I don't want the world to end.

[Cogidubnus]

Hi Rivkah...Thomas Stearns is NEVER disappointing...you may not like him, but being disappointed just isn't an option! Even if you don't like almost everything he wrote, then how about Old Possums cats?

Not even Macavity?

I've eight cats at present and see elements of TSE's creations in all of them!

All the best

Dave