End of the World to Begin May 21, 2011

[Chris]

Are we sure it hasn't happened? Obviously he got it wrong about the earthquakes, but what about the Rapture itself?

What if the Number of the Elect is so small as to be practically indistinguishable from the number of persons that ordinarily go missing every day?

Though I suppose if Mr Camping himself is still around tomorrow it will be an indication that something has gone a bit wrong.

[johns]

20 minutes to midnight here and I heard a loud noise from outside.... It was the guy over the road slamming the door on his van. Phew!

[Sally]

I'm not sure his adding up was right either. Why are 7 of God's days 7001 years? Where did the 1 come from? Shouldn't it have been last year in that case??

I definitely missed it.

[c.d.]

Apparently New Zealand has reported in saying they are still here and doing just fine. It would seem that Mr. Camping made an error in his calculations. I bet he forgot to carry the 1.

c.d.

[belinda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

I'm looting me an ipad

[c.d.]

So far so good. How are things across the pond?

c.d.

[Sally]

Has it started yet? Did I miss it?

[Sister Hyde]

No, just beer. I try to limit my vices. I sometimes miss the old days but I think it was having to climb a scaffolding while working construction and being under the influence of the funny smokes that made me think that this is probably not such a good idea.

c.d.

ok then I will not loot your appartement... i limit my vices too, but i chose the smokes instead of the booze

[Limehouse]

Ok - so if the world is going to end tomorrow the following song seems appropriate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nYJcxhDtT0

(The woman on the right looks just like Cherie Blair!)

[Robert]

Ok, I'll make a note for tomorrow :

"Don't take CD, he's a trouble-maker."

[c.d.]

CD, if you were worried about climbing scaffolding, what do you think it will be like when you're whisked upwards and heavenwards?

BTW, on your way up, could you do my windows? It will save me a bit with the window-cleaners.

Sorry, I don't do windows.

c.d.

[Robert]

CD, if you were worried about climbing scaffolding, what do you think it will be like when you're whisked upwards and heavenwards?

BTW, on your way up, could you do my windows? It will save me a bit with the window-cleaners.

[c.d.]

I'm wondering about the people who will be raptured. What if you are in the shower at the time. Will you be able to say "hold on a sec, let me throw a robe on?"

c.d.

[c.d.]

is there a stach of funny smokes in your appartement?

No, just beer. I try to limit my vices. I sometimes miss the old days but I think it was having to climb a scaffolding while working construction and being under the influence of the funny smokes that made me think that this is probably not such a good idea.

c.d.

[Sister Hyde]

If you are so unfortunate as to be left behind, feel free to help yourself to the beer in my refrigerator. Sorry about the messy apartment.

c.d.

is there a stach of funny smokes in your appartement?