British Retailer Creates "Enhancing" Underwear for Men

[Errata]

the things you men do to impress other men.

[protohistorian]

Ouch! A little of my gender dignity just died. On the plus side, you could say thing like, " I have Moby Dick in my trousers, and have both a whale size penis and a 19th century novel. I love multitasking! Dave

[c.d.]

And if a man were to pick up a woman while wearing this underwear and things progressed to the point of well you know, could he be found guilty of false advertising?

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[c.d.]

the things you men do to impress other men.

I take it you are of the female persuasion, Errata? And if so, what is your view from that perspective?

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[Robert]

It all seems very weird to me. If you put your pants on back to front by mistake you lose 18% at the front and gain it at the back. People are going to end up walking in the wrong direction.

[Errata]

I take it you are of the female persuasion, Errata? And if so, what is your view from that perspective?

c.d.

see, we don't especially care. As long as you aren't potentially damaging or nonexistent, it's all the same to us. the vagina is only 3 1/2 inches long anyway. what were you planning on doing with any spare ahh... acreage?

i'll tell you one thing. it's not like a padded bra. get caught wearing one of those and i can guarantee nigh unstoppable gales of laughter. the calling up friends immediately and telling them because it's so funny kind of laughter. the "hold on, i'm so sorry but i have to take a picture of this" kind of laughter. the kind of laughter you would never get if you just went without the stuffed underwear.

[Robert]

Don't for goodness sake mention padded bras. You'll have men wearing the M&S underpants AND a padded bra attached for the coconuts.

[belinda]

Don't for goodness sake mention padded bras. You'll have men wearing the M&S underpants AND a padded bra attached for the coconuts.

I'd patent that before they beat you to it

Beware of women some of us are cheating

http://www.barenecessities.com/Commando-Cleavage-Cupcakes-Gel-Inserts_product_CommandoCLCUPCAKES_,search,.htm

I'm actually surprised this hasn't happened before

[protohistorian]

I would not do that. I am a beer belly and wine rack man. Dave

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/default.asp

[c.d.]

Any word on how the "frontal enhancement pants" have been selling? Umm....asking for a friend.

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[Ms Diddles]

Any word on how the "frontal enhancement pants" have been selling? Umm....asking for a friend.

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Well, Marks & Spencer have been closing lots of branches here, so I guess sales have been a little... errrrrm.... flaccid.

[c.d.]

Well, Marks & Spencer have been closing lots of branches here, so I guess sales have been a little... errrrrm.... flaccid.

Sorry to hear that. I had hoped things were on the rise.

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[Ms Diddles]

Sorry to hear that. I had hoped things were on the rise.

c.d.

Well, I'd heard that those pants were going to be the saviour of M&S' fortunes, but unfortunately that turned out to be mere phallusy.

[c.d.]

Well, I'd heard that those pants were going to be the saviour of M&S' fortunes, but unfortunately that turned out to be mere phallusy.

It sounds like that hope was premature and has now come and gone.

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