Cricket, lovely cricket

[The Grave Maurice]

Plus, your dog is Canadian...[a]sk him to tell you all aboot it.

Linguistic aside: You know, I've visited, or lived in, every province and one territory in this fair land, and I've never heard a Canadian pronounce "about" as "aboot". Perhaps my fellow Canadians on this site can either confirm my statement or tell me where this strange word is spoken. (I'm guessing maybe Newfoundland but, despite the delightful local accent, I never actually heard it there.)

[Supe]

Was that Ian or Neil Bell who combined with Pietersoen for 350 today?

Don.

[Monty]

Congratulations Adam,

You are the first Australian to win anything off an Englishman for quite some time.

Your nation must be proud.

Monty

[Adam Went]

Looks like I just won $10 of that $20 back.....

Cheers,
Adam.

[Monty]

I'd rather watch Mitchell Johnson try to bowl than listen to Adam Went.

Its bad enough reading his bollocks let alone hearing it too.

Monty

[Adam Went]

Nimrod:

I'm sure Monty would love to hear it, it'd be a welcome change from his usual playlist of Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, Hanson, Milli Vanilli and so forth.

I'm sure we can figure out a way to record it but seeing as the bet was with you, you can be the first to hear it, Ste....er, Nimrod.

Cheers,
Adam.

[Steven Russell]

You interest me strangely, Galah. I'll look into it. But don't forget, GSTQ was meant to be a public rendition. I'm sure Monty for one would hate to miss out.

Best wishes,
Nimrod.

[Adam Went]

Nimrod:

Well....Skype is cheap. So cheap actually that it's FREE!

Cheers,
Adam.

[Steven Russell]

No, sorry, you're right, I didn't. Don't have skype unfortunately. And I rather like being called Nimrod, you great galah.

Best wishes,
Steve.

[Adam Went]

Steven:

Sure but how can we do it half a world apart?

I'm sure there'll come a time when i'll be in Blighty. Preferably in time for the 2013 Ashes. He who loses has to go to a day of a Test match dressed as Dame Edna. Deal?

Plus, your dog is Canadian, you fool. Ask him to tell you all aboot it

You sure about that?
Well if so, Canada is still part of the British Commonwealth, nimrod.

By the way, you never answered the question about Skype?

Cheers,
Adam.

[Steven Russell]

Plus, your dog is Canadian, you fool. Ask him to tell you all aboot it. Mind you, if one of my favourite TV shows, "Trailer Park Boys" is anything to go by, Canadians can stick it away with the best of them so maybe I'd better look the **** oot.

Best wishes,
Steve.

[Steven Russell]

Sure but how can we do it half a world apart?

[Adam Went]

Monty:

I understand, perhaps I need to simplify it into Monty speak for you:

Cor, blimey! Wot a load of utter twaddle this Blighty team are, ay?

Steven:

Hm. Not sure that was the precise meaning of my post. The big thing is that we're no.1 and you're not. So there. Plus, Adam, not that it's anything to boast about really but I could drink you and your dog under the table any day of the week.

We're still #1 in ODI's, I believe. Not that I follow the rankings much. Your mob won't be considered worthy of #1 until they dominate in all 3 forms of international cricket, Steven, surely even you will agree with that.

By the way, my dog is a labrador. Which means he's of Pommy origin, like myself. Wanna bet on being able to drink me/us under the table?

Cheers,
Adam.

[Steven Russell]

Steven:

Into the Electric Pink Vodka Cruisers again I see....half a one too much for you to handle?

Anyway, at least you accept that the fluke which is your current form can't last for long and soon you will slide back into the mires of shitness which enveloped your team for so many years gone by. If only your fellow countryman here with the IQ of a peanut could realise that as well.

Cheers,
Adam.

Hm. Not sure that was the precise meaning of my post. The big thing is that we're no.1 and you're not. So there. Plus, Adam, not that it's anything to boast about really but I could drink you and your dog under the table any day of the week.

Besht wishes - Holy Cow! - I've cracked it! "Mishter" Lusk because he was pissed!

Steve.

[Monty]

Oh dear,

That it? Another woeful attempt.

I don't hate you Adam, I pity you.

Monty