If....

[Normy]

It gives a whole new meaning to U.F.O.


Normy

[protohistorian]

Normy I am safe now. The aliens have reviewed my transcript and found that I am overqualified for abduction and probing. Barring something tagic happening I am free and clear. Back to the alien prostitutes. Dave

[Normy]

Protohistorian
Luckily I'm way under qualified, and thus a perfect specimen to be taken away and studied, let the probing commence. Gloves on ladies!


Normy

[protohistorian]

Look out Normy, that (girl?!?) is making eyes at you! Dave

[Normy]

Best offer i've had for months, and the more I look into those dark cold eyes the more I weaken.
Do you think she has any sisters?

Normy

[Normy]

Or maybe!


Normy

[protohistorian]

I bet that is just the kind of crap that lead Eddy to catch on! You do not have to be very sharp to notice your prostitute has a triangular face and blue skin. Want me to suck it guv'nor? Dave

[protohistorian]

New research suggest Anne Crook was in fact an alien temptress (see below) whose mission was to keep Eddy from discovering the full extent of Alien activity in England. Stay tuned for more details. Dave