If....

[protohistorian]

I think that we're far too smart to do that, Dave -they'd have to be wearing shabby astrakhan coats and wearing red handkerchieves.

Like aliens can't dress like pimps...shiiiiiiiit!Dave

[Scott Nelson]

Why do you start so many stupid threads, protohistorian?

[protohistorian]

Why do you start so many stupid threads, protohistorian?

Probably for the exact opposite reason that you do not start any. Dave

[harry]

We have questionably,aliens already on this earth.They are the people who will visit other planets.This seems to be more than a possibility.

[belinda]

The ones who built those marvellous, amazing, wonderful pyramids left in disgust when they saw what the Egyptians did with them. They put a load of old stiffs in them.

I am quite sure that there are no aliens on these boards, except me. I missed the ship out of Egypt, and there won't be another one for 10,000 years.

When you put it like that it makes perfect sense

[Rubyretro]

I thought that the créme-de-la-créme here were all Thetans anyway ?
(and the rest of us to be shunned for our 'negative' vibes..)

[protohistorian]

just to be ready

O.K. I have been working on my alien scenario.It is very complex so those of who who think this case cannot be solved will not understand it, and I cannot give you all the details because some no talent hack will steal my golden idea and publish it first,and I want to be known as the man who solved the Jack the Ripper case.

The aliens were killing low women in an attempt at pointing out their desperate situation, ala social commentary. The aliens were done after the Eddowes killing, having caught the attention of the press (their goal). At this time Prince Eddy caught on the the alien activity in England (because he was clever like that) and fearing a confrontation with the butch prince, the aliens (very cleverly, cause they are aliens, get with it casebookers!) subconsciously talked Mary Kelly into a suicide in the certainty that Mac would screw the pooch in grouping the killings. This would lead Knight to associate the m5 victims with Prince Eddy (and discredit the clever and very butch threat to them) while simultaneously fooling the majority of casebookers (by virtue of their refusal to believe such a simple TRUTH). To ensure the modern end of this plan, the aliens ( I should reassert the fiendishness of the aliens here) have inserted a spy onto casebook named Scott Nelson, who very cleverly in his 241 posts contributes roughly a third as often as he insults, thereby unsettling casebookers and creating a culture is discord so they cannot discover the diabolical alien plan. I alone have been clever enough to discover this plan, and I hope it does not result in future aliens coming after me. I feel so sorry for you casebookers who cannot see this plainly obvious truth, but luckily, I am noble and brave enough to risk a damn fine hiding, and potential rectal probing to enlighten you all! Now, to get all of the details of my plan, buy my book and give me money. Dave

[belinda]

Excellent

Now if you can just work the Pyramids in.......

[Rubyretro]

I feel totally inferior and paranoid now (I will complain to Admin !) -
I've never heard of Scott Nelson....

[protohistorian]

Oh Belinda, they are in there, but you have to buy the book to get the details. I could only incorporate the details an average casebooker could comprehend. Dave

[belinda]

Oh Belinda, they are in there, but you have to buy the book to get the details. I could only incorporate the details an average casebooker could comprehend. Dave

Oh Dear I'm very poor. I could proof read it for you though

[protohistorian]

Thats a deal, and no bargin for you considering the state of my spelling!

[Normy]

What, the aliens are prostitutes?

Normy

[protohistorian]

Normy give me a couple of days and they will be. Writing is hard! Dave

[Zodiac]

Don't Panic!!!

Normy give me a couple of days and they will be. Writing is hard! Dave

Have a care sir, these are dark waters you chart!

Beware the smoking man Dave, beware... they know!

Best wishes,

Zodiac.

P.S. Most important of all, if a man with a gravelly vioce and wearing a dark trenchcoat offers to meet you in the shadows of a deserted underground car park, in the middle of the night, and mentions something about "Deep Throat", for God's sake don't do it!!!