If... you just might be a ripperologist

[Mike Covell]

When your talking about George Chapman, and your 4 year old boy interupts and says "My teacher is Mrs Chapman, do you think she know's who Jack the Ripper was?"

I asked him to ask her, she doesn't know!

[Jeff Leahy]

Ps On second thoughts Suzi how about throughing Monty over the wall, he's far more expendable

[Suzi]

Hey- where is Jen??

[Jeff Leahy]

Hey- where is Jen??

I fear in love

[Suzi]

Yep we know that....but................ yep and.....
He he...come out from under that duvet Peggi!!

Suz x

[joelhall]

when you think magic eye pictures feature murder scenes & staring at them long enough youll see cryptic initials, youve let it go too far... without regular treatment ripperology (whitechapel-killernoma) can spread to the part of the brains controlling logic & reason, and that responsible for suppressing conspiracy theories (the masons-loop-of-gull) with catastrophic consequences.

its been suggested this is related to evidence deficiency.

you have been warned

[Suzi]

When you need hospital treatment for a hysteria/laughter related problem following an epiphany then you KNOW you're a ripperologist!

Suz x

[Monty]

Throw Monty over the wall?

Like to see you try Jeff.

Monty, who goes through walls, not over em.

[Jeff Leahy]

Hi monty

I was looking for a good wall 'tearing' experience and who should show up but Mr Diddles..strange but true..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0v07...eature=related

[Sam Flynn]

Exceedingly great apologies to Kipling...

If you can't go to bed when all around you
Are losing sleep and blaming it on you,
If you can't tell when someone else has wound you
Up - and they can't tell when they've been wound up too;
If you can fight, and not get tired of fighting,
Or being lied about, respond in kind with lies;
If, when you're bitten, you don't refrain from biting
Back, or claim it's always "Them" who plagiarise:

If you can dream that somehow you're the master
Of perfect thinking, free from fault or blame;
If you can joust with Ally, and outlast her
And beat the jesting Robert at his game;
If you get ribbed by Caz, and yet still laud her
Or gnawed by Nats, yet still come bouncing back;
If you can conjure chaos out of Norder
Or get pompous pricks like Flynn to change their tack:

If you can pin your hopes on Mrs Maxwell,
If you can spin your logic from thin air;
If you can blithely disregard the facts, well
You're in good companee - so don't despair;
If, when your beady eye you are a-squintin'
You can descry an "F" on Mary's wall
Or if you see some thigh-flesh as a cushion
When there's no "F" in flesh to see at all;

If you spend years just toying with the goyim,
Or cling in desperation to a Pole;
If Hutchinson and Fleming are the soyim
Poys'n, and you think so - bless your soul!
If you can search the census without sleeping
Or dare to wear a pair of shorts for fun
If you can't hear of Sickert without weeping,
Then you're a Ripperologist, my son!

[Jeff Leahy]

Not certain about the short but spoken like a gentleman sir

I think we would all do well to remember the original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AJqESdw7xs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgjLI5D25to&NR=1

Great stuff Sam

[Stephen Thomas]

If you trash Cornwell but have her picture on the ceiling above your bed, you just might be a Ripperologist.

Hi Stan

Around 1957/1958 a very popular English weekly publication called Tit Bits (ho ho) thoughtfully provided readers with a lifesize photo of Brigitte Bardot in centrefold over four or five issues (avialable if required, just the photo that is). John Lennon had this thing sellotaped to his ceiling as a teenager and when he got famous he got invited into the real Brigitte's boudoir and was so zonked out on drugs nothing happened. THere must be a Greek word for that situation. SamF???????

[Jeff Leahy]

A signed copy? now that might upset some people

[sdreid]

How about a life-size of Cornwell in next month's Ripper Notes, Dan?

[Sam Flynn]

when he got famous he got invited into the real Brigitte's boudoir and was so zonked out on drugs nothing happened. THere must be a Greek word for that situation. SamF???????

Psychefailia.