Is the earth round, or is it flat? I guess it depends on who's sat on it.
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Do Some People Really Believe the Earth Is Flat?
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I love the big Flat Earther argument that "you only think the world is round because you were told that all these years" but they KNOW the Earth is flat because of a youtube video hahaha
Steadmund Brand"The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce
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I wonder how flat earthers explain the sunrise and sunset.
The sun rises in the east, buggers off to the west.
And miraculously appears back in the east again without making the return journey from the west.
Or perhaps the sun goes under the flat earth during its return journey and nobody notices that the whole earth has plunged into darkness.
I’m sure they’ll have a great explanation and that we do all truly live on a giant earth and water pizza
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Yabs: it is really quite simple. The sun drops below the flat earth in the west, and zooms faster than the speed of its own light, underneath the great tortoise that supports the flat earth, and reappears in the east. At any time, the earth has the sun's light. Hope that helped.
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Originally posted by Dupin View PostYabs: it is really quite simple. The sun drops below the flat earth in the west, and zooms faster than the speed of its own light, underneath the great tortoise that supports the flat earth, and reappears in the east. At any time, the earth has the sun's light. Hope that helped.
However, if the sun did travel at faster than it’s own light, it would appear on the horizon of the east slightly before it perceivably submerged into the west, giving the illusion of two suns which is opening up a huge flat can of worms.
Regardless of this minor detail, I’m a convert.
I’m gonna pop to the pub and have a flat beer to celebrate, then I’m going to relax and listen to my flat Eartha Kitt album.
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I used to visit the Flat Earth forums for shits and giggles. I remember there was one guy who had a signature that said something like "Pope Innocent III thought the Earth was flat, Adolf Hitler thought the Earth was round. Who are you going to believe?"
Scary thing is you don't know if these people are serious or not.
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Originally posted by Svensson View PostOkay, I have found definitive proof that the Earth is not flat. This is because the earth is actually hollow:
Check out Admiral Byrd's diaryhttp://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/tierra_hueca/esp_tierra_hueca_2d.htm
Since a two dimensional object (i.e. a flat object), can not be hollow (a definite three-dimensional requirement), this prooves that the earth is not flat.
#suckitflatearthers
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Originally posted by c.d. View PostI've never really understood the reason behind the so called conspiracy to keep people ignorant of the "fact" that the earth is flat. Can anybody enlighten me?
c.d.Regards
Sir Herlock Sholmes.
“A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”
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Originally posted by Magpie View PostSadly it's true. (not that the earth is flat but that a lot of people believe it is)
Lately they've been hooking up with the Mandela Effect looneys and "There is no moon" nimrods to pool their "evidence" and create conspiracy theories of truly mind-numbing proportions.
The Earth and moon, I mean you can literally observe that.
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