Supermodel Says She Needs $262 Million To Live On: Wants Her Ex To Pay

[GUT]

What????? Are you kidding......you are the second best looking fellah on casebook ��

Steadmund Brand

Just made Mrs Gut spit coffee all over my iPad.

But she thinks we're both delusional if we think we have any looks at all.

[Robert]

GUT, I do hope that your wristwatch goes with your socks.

[GUT]

GUT, I do hope that your wristwatch goes with your socks.

You must be crazy, or think I am.

Watches go on your arm,



Socks go on your feet.

You gotta get up early to fool the Gutster.

[Pcdunn]

Too true

It's ones interests that keep one going in the end. You're right. People who
don't have any will be in trouble. Same goes for men when they retire, of course. As long as there's old Jack, we should be alright.

At age 62, I say, keep your brain working and your heart beating, and you'll live to see another day.

Gutster, you've got horse sense-- sometimes that's better than brains!

[Errata]

What the hell king of father puts his little girl on the phone to emotionally blackmail his soon to be ex wife? Forfeit 1/100th of your fortune just for that dick move.

[GUT]

Just made Mrs Gut spit coffee all over my iPad.

But she thinks we're both delusional if we think we have any looks at all.

Steady.

Mrs Gut asked "Does your lady take sympathy on lost animals too. As that's why she took me on."

[Steadmund Brand]

Haha....actually...she does...but only animals with "problems"... Missing limbs, missing eyes etc....hmmm don't know what to think now....I always thought that I was the "catch" in our relationship.....

It's ok my Aussie twin...I know we are lookers

Steadmund Brand

[GUT]

Haha....actually...she does...but only animals with "problems"... Missing limbs, missing eyes etc....hmmm don't know what to think now....I always thought that I was the "catch" in our relationship.....

It's ok my Aussie twin...I know we are lookers

Steadmund Brand

Mrs Gut says she took me on because she felt sorry for dumb animals.

Enjoy your 4th of July.

[Mayerling]

Any woman who depended on her youth and beauty to make a living is eventually going to end up as a bitter, disappointed, ugly woman.

Many of them will Pat, but some may take better care of their main features and look more than passing pleasant in their late 50s to early 80s. It is after 83 or so that the real aging will catch up.

Also keep in mind the many lucky ones who died early, and in the parlance of the 1950s, "made a good lookin' corpse". Like Marilyn Monroe or Natalie Wood. Of course, one wonders if (had they been asked at the last moment) whether they would have wanted the additional decades of life rather than the continued pursuit of youthful beauty.

At this point one should watch the film "Death Becomes Her" with Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, Bruce Willis, and Isabel Rosselini. Interesting comedy that.

Jeff

[Svensson]

really don't know what the news is here. I also need $262 million to live on. Only difference is that I can't get it, so I had to work out other (cheaper) ways to live my life.

[Robert]

Cheer up, Svensson. Take her down Happy Days for some fish and chips. Throw in a gherkin, and then pop the question.

[Svensson]

Cost a lot more than that, Robert. These modern Dutch women expect the whole deal. Trip to Key West, Tropical Cottage, Pool, etc. and THEN a sixpack of Corona at Sunset on Mallory Square. Did the trick though...

[c.d.]

Cheer up, Svensson. Take her down Happy Days for some fish and chips. Throw in a gherkin, and then pop the question.

"Throw in a gherkin" -- is that an English euphemism for...uh...you know...?

c.d.

[Robert]

Er - no, CD.

https://www.yelp.co.uk/biz/happy-days-london-2

[Aldebaran]

Many of them will Pat, but some may take better care of their main features and look more than passing pleasant in their late 50s to early 80s. It is after 83 or so that the real aging will catch up.

That's a comfort! Although I must say I've never seen a woman look more beautiful in her late 80's than Italian actress Valentina Cortese.