Final MOD/NA UFO Files released

**Phil H** · 06-21-2013, 10:55 AM

Well, in the mid-1970s, I actually did the job that Nick Pope later made much of. It was the policy section, within the then Air Force Board Secretariat (and then known as S4(Air)), which dealt with low-flying complaints and UFO reports.

I can honestly say that in the year I worked there there was nothing unexplained and most of the reports that came in were from cranks.

My own feeling is that most of the reported sightings were of tests of secret US fighter aircrfat (perhaps predecessors of the stealth planes) and thus - while perhaps being tested against UK air defence - were no threat.

Phil

**Ally** · 06-21-2013, 11:32 AM

Drones.

**Phil H** · 06-21-2013, 12:02 PM

Is that a comment on civil servants, Ally?

**Ally** · 06-21-2013, 03:39 PM

Seriously I almost wet myself laughing...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4975380/Labour-politician-Ive-fathered-a-child-with-my-ALIEN-lover.html

**Phil H** · 06-21-2013, 04:03 PM

No doubt the story will have tentacles everywhere.

I think there may be a NOT missing from this sentence however:

The councillor claims his wife was furious when she found out about the affair - but he insists he's doing wrong, because his lover is from another planet.

I think the councillor must be from another planet to be honest.

Phil

**Limehouse** · 06-21-2013, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by Phil H View Post

No doubt the story will have tentacles everywhere.

I think there may be a NOT missing from this sentence however:

The councillor claims his wife was furious when she found out about the affair - but he insists he's doing wrong, because his lover is from another planet.

I think the councillor must be from another planet to be honest.

Phil

I saw this programme and I could not believe the whole thing was not a spoof. It's not that I consider these people to be lying (after all, I have a Christian faith and some people think that's cranky thinking) but it's just the things they said! For example, a woman claimed that she is frequently taken by aliens when she is having a Kentucky Fried Chicken take away meal! Another woman was convinced the aliens had replaced some of her DNA and she is now part-alien. And, of course, the councillor mentioned above who has sex with an alien wife several times a year!!

**Ally** · 06-21-2013, 04:25 PM

Technically I realize I should probably not find this hilarious because the dude is probably suffering from a major mental illness, but then I think if you are going to be mentally ill, imagining you are having kinky sex with a naughty alien is probably NOT the worst kind of mental illness to have, so I am still going to giggle.

**Ally** · 06-21-2013, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by Limehouse View Post

I saw this programme and I could not believe the whole thing was not a spoof. It's not that I consider these people to be lying (after all, I have a Christian faith and some people think that's cranky thinking) but it's just the things they said! For example, a woman claimed that she is frequently taken by aliens when she is having a Kentucky Fried Chicken take away meal! Another woman was convinced the aliens had replaced some of her DNA and she is now part-alien. And, of course, the councillor mentioned above who has sex with an alien wife several times a year!!

Program? There's a whole program?? There's aliens bogarting KFC?? Why do I miss all the good things.

I do love the idea of the husband and wife discussion there: "No dear I swear, there's no other woman. Just an alien. That doesn't even count".

(I'd insert a secondary line about "No Joseph, I'd never cheat, it was GOD, really!" But I currently have a thread up about being better human beings so I won't. Oh but wait I did...dammit. I suck. )

**Limehouse** · 06-21-2013, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by Ally View Post

Program? There's a whole program?? There's aliens bogarting KFC?? Why do I miss all the good things.

I do love the idea of the husband and wife discussion there: "No dear I swear, there's no other woman. Just an alien. That doesn't even count".

(I'd insert a secondary line about "No Joseph, I'd never cheat, it was GOD, really!" But I currently have a thread up about being better human beings so I won't. Oh but wait I did...dammit. I suck. )

Hi Ally,

yes, there was a whole programme with a title like 'Confessions of Alien Abductees' on the UK's Channel Four last week. All the scenarios above were featured in the programme. The KFC woman claimed she and her son (aged 24) were frequently 'taken' by aliens, especially when eating their favourite take-away meal.

Here she is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeCiBalKXFU

**Limehouse** · 06-21-2013, 04:46 PM

Here is the guy who has sex with an alien and has an alien mother:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxjYOOkAjgw

**Ally** · 06-21-2013, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by Limehouse View Post

Hi Ally,

yes, there was a whole programme with a title like 'Confessions of Alien Abductees' on the UK's Channel Four last week. All the scenarios above were featured in the programme. The KFC woman claimed she and her son (aged 24) were frequently 'taken' by aliens, especially when eating their favourite take-away meal.

Here she is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeCiBalKXFU

Oh. My. Oh my. How, HOW can I ever thank you for introducing me to that ...amazing experience. My.

**RivkahChaya** · 06-22-2013, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by Limehouse View Post

I saw this programme and I could not believe the whole thing was not a spoof. It's not that I consider these people to be lying (after all, I have a Christian faith and some people think that's cranky thinking) but it's just the things they said! For example, a woman claimed that she is frequently taken by aliens when she is having a Kentucky Fried Chicken take away meal!

Stop going to KFC? If you can't just switch to Church's, or Popeye's, I can conclude only that you like being kidnapped by aliens.

**Mike Covell** · 06-22-2013, 09:40 PM

That guy is based just north of me, he thinks he has an alien mother and a sexy alien cat. Oh, and he works as a Councillor

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Final MOD/NA UFO Files released

Final MOD/NA UFO Files released

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