The Shroud Of Turin

[Sally]

The Evil Geniius of Artists...

Makes me want to hurt somebody, preferably the 'scholars' who peddle this sensationalist piffle in the first place.

The way things are, I'd be very surprised if Da Vinci wasn't Jack in a Time Machine (possibly posing as Van Gogh)

That's it, case solved.

[DVV]

I did learn that Da Vinci posed in his own portrait of the Mona Lisa - yes, it was him all the time, the devilish trickster.

L'introspection, aaarfff, cette couillonnerie moderne...................

[Sally]

However..

I did learn that Da Vinci posed in his own portrait of the Mona Lisa - yes, it was him all the time, the devilish trickster.

Hmm...

If he can do that, he can do anything, right?

I blame the Knight's Templars' shopping list for this.

[DVV]

The Shroud dates from c. 2000 years ago -

True. Whenever it was made, now it dates from c.2000 years ago.

[Sally]

Ah. That makes much more sense!

[Robert]

The Shroud dates from c. 2000 years ago - Hawkwind's fingerprints have been found on it.

[Sally]

I object

To the sensationalist theory currently being paraded on Channel 5 to the effect that Leonardo Da Vinci manufactured the Turin Shroud.

I have so many reasons I don't know where to begin.

I may very well complain. Or at least turn the channel over.

[belinda]

Blessed are the Cheesemakers.

Graham

Blessed are they indeed but I think it's a bit unfair that only the Greek shall inherit the Earth

[j.r-ahde]

Hello Robert!

Now to the movie classics;

What do you think about King Pong?!

All the best
Jukka

[The Good Michael]

I do have a really old wine bottle. Unfortunately I put new wine into it, so...

Or, fortunately, else no wine ye had.

Will S.

[Graham]

Not to mention the Holy Tuck Box confiscated on that Thursday night by Matron!!!

Blessed are the Cheesemakers.

Graham

[Robert]

I do have a really old wine bottle. Unfortunately I put new wine into it, so...

[belinda]

Suzi, I have the holy tuck box. The loaves have gone stale and the fishes pong a bit, but hey, it's 2000 years.

What no wine

[Celesta]

Hi Celesta

Pong=bad smell. Pongy=bad smelling

Hi Stephen, Thank you. I thought it might be.

Tuck & Sons were the postcard makers for their Majesties. So from 'pongy fish wrappers to postcards.' It was a dumb joke, I guess.

Thanks, Archy. I've picked up a number of those over the last few years.

[Celesta]

As in "The Eurovision Pong Contest."

Way way over my head on this one, Robert!