Troll-related doggerel

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • GUT
    Commissioner
    • Jan 2014
    • 7841

    #31
    Originally posted by Pcdunn View Post
    Good stuff, Curious and Elemarna!

    (with apologies to Peter, Paul, and Mary): "PIERRE THE MAGIC POSTER"

    Pierre the magic poster
    lived in Cyber-space,
    and frolicked in Victorian fog,
    on a site called Casebook.

    Many posters loved that rascal Pierre,
    they brought him clues and clippings,
    plans and other fancy things.
    Together they would sail from thread to thread,
    and when debunkers called,
    Pierre roared out his mighty song-- "I know the Name, I do,
    but I cannot tell it yet!"

    Then one gray day it happened,
    the posters came no more,
    Pierre, that mighty Poster,
    ceased his metaphorical roar.
    His head was high, for he said,
    "I cannot be provoked!"

    At least Puff were real.

    Not like ole Pierre.
    G U T

    There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

    Comment

    • Mayerling
      Superintendent
      • Feb 2008
      • 2762

      #32
      Originally posted by GUT View Post
      At least Puff were real.

      Not like ole Pierre.
      But in a very real sense, Pierre is a "drag on " this whole board!

      Jeff

      Comment

      • Pierre
        Inactive
        • Sep 2015
        • 4407

        #33
        Originally posted by GUT View Post
        At least Puff were real.

        Not like ole Pierre.
        No, because I am metaphorical.

        Comment

        • Pierre
          Inactive
          • Sep 2015
          • 4407

          #34
          Originally posted by curious4 View Post
          Pierre and the Casebook went to see
          If they could solve the crimes.
          They wrote some books and made some money
          In five pound notes and dimes.
          Pierre looked up to the stars above
          And sang to a small cadet:
          "I know who dunnit, I know who dunnit,
          I just can't tell you yet!"

          C4
          Wonderful.

          Regards, Pierre

          Comment

          • Bridewell
            Commissioner
            • Apr 2011
            • 4039

            #35
            They seek him here,
            They seek him there,
            Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
            Is he in heaven or down in the pit?
            Frankly, mon Pierre, I don't give a.......!
            I won't always agree but I'll try not to be disagreeable.

            Comment

            • Robert
              Commissioner
              • Feb 2008
              • 5163

              #36
              Posters should note that Pierre did an early training run to prepare for the JTR job :

              Comment

              • Mayerling
                Superintendent
                • Feb 2008
                • 2762

                #37
                Originally posted by Robert View Post
                Posters should note that Pierre did an early training run to prepare for the JTR job :

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAYDiPizDIs
                He certainly did - one wonders if he thinks JTR is a brontosaurus?

                Jeff

                Comment

                • GUT
                  Commissioner
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 7841

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Bridewell View Post
                  They seek him here,
                  They seek him there,
                  Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
                  Is he in heaven or down in the pit?
                  Frankly, mon Pierre, I don't give a.......!
                  Today's winner.
                  G U T

                  There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

                  Comment

                  • MrBarnett
                    *
                    • Nov 2013
                    • 5672

                    #39
                    There was a young man named Pierre
                    Who one day did stand and declare:
                    'The Ripper is found,
                    The despicable hound,
                    One day I might just tell you where.'

                    Comment

                    • Robert
                      Commissioner
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 5163

                      #40
                      There is a strange man called Pierre
                      Though he may as well be Fred Astaire
                      He leads us a dance
                      Just on the chance
                      He has something important to share

                      Comment

                      • curious4
                        Chief Inspector
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 1749

                        #41
                        Oh dear Pierre
                        You leave me in despair.
                        Every time you post
                        I feel the battle is lost!
                        The blood in Mitre square
                        Proves that Catherine was murdered there.
                        Think before writing
                        Should be your motto
                        From wherever you hide
                        in your little grotto.

                        C4

                        Comment

                        • Pierre
                          Inactive
                          • Sep 2015
                          • 4407

                          #42
                          Originally posted by curious4 View Post
                          Oh dear Pierre
                          You leave me in despair.
                          Every time you post
                          I feel the battle is lost!
                          The blood in Mitre square
                          Proves that Catherine was murdered there.
                          Think before writing
                          Should be your motto
                          From wherever you hide
                          in your little grotto.

                          C4
                          Why a "lost battle" or "think before writing"? Because of a question about Mitre Square? You will loose many battles since I will pose many questions.

                          Regards, Pierre

                          Comment

                          • curious4
                            Chief Inspector
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 1749

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Pierre View Post
                            Why a "lost battle" or "think before writing"? Because of a question about Mitre Square? You will loose many battles since I will pose many questions.

                            Regards, Pierre
                            Definitely Swedish. Swedes always have problems with "lose" and "loose". (Fisherman excepted of course). Just a guess on my part, naturally.

                            C4

                            Comment

                            • Rosemary
                              Detective
                              • Jun 2015
                              • 136

                              #44
                              Well, then

                              Originally posted by Pierre View Post
                              Why a "lost battle" or "think before writing"? Because of a question about Mitre Square? You will loose many battles since I will pose many questions.

                              Regards, Pierre

                              and yet the air stills
                              silence broadens yawns and ends
                              nonsense laid open
                              Last edited by Rosemary; 01-16-2016, 11:18 AM. Reason: English
                              From Voltaire writing in Diderot's Encyclopédie:
                              "One demands of modern historians more details, better ascertained facts, precise dates, , more attention to customs, laws, commerce, agriculture, population."

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X