Troll-related doggerel

[GUT]

Good stuff, Curious and Elemarna!

(with apologies to Peter, Paul, and Mary): "PIERRE THE MAGIC POSTER"

Pierre the magic poster
lived in Cyber-space,
and frolicked in Victorian fog,
on a site called Casebook.

Many posters loved that rascal Pierre,
they brought him clues and clippings,
plans and other fancy things.
Together they would sail from thread to thread,
and when debunkers called,
Pierre roared out his mighty song-- "I know the Name, I do,
but I cannot tell it yet!"

Then one gray day it happened,
the posters came no more,
Pierre, that mighty Poster,
ceased his metaphorical roar.
His head was high, for he said,
"I cannot be provoked!"

At least Puff were real.

Not like ole Pierre.

[Mayerling]

At least Puff were real.

Not like ole Pierre.

But in a very real sense, Pierre is a "drag on " this whole board!

Jeff

[Pierre]

At least Puff were real.

Not like ole Pierre.

No, because I am metaphorical.

[Pierre]

Pierre and the Casebook went to see
If they could solve the crimes.
They wrote some books and made some money
In five pound notes and dimes.
Pierre looked up to the stars above
And sang to a small cadet:
"I know who dunnit, I know who dunnit,
I just can't tell you yet!"

C4

Wonderful.

Regards, Pierre

[Bridewell]

They seek him here,
They seek him there,
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven or down in the pit?
Frankly, mon Pierre, I don't give a.......!

[Robert]

Posters should note that Pierre did an early training run to prepare for the JTR job :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAYDiPizDIs

[Mayerling]

Posters should note that Pierre did an early training run to prepare for the JTR job :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAYDiPizDIs

He certainly did - one wonders if he thinks JTR is a brontosaurus?

Jeff

[GUT]

They seek him here,
They seek him there,
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven or down in the pit?
Frankly, mon Pierre, I don't give a.......!

Today's winner.

[MrBarnett]

There was a young man named Pierre
Who one day did stand and declare:
'The Ripper is found,
The despicable hound,
One day I might just tell you where.'

[Robert]

There is a strange man called Pierre
Though he may as well be Fred Astaire
He leads us a dance
Just on the chance
He has something important to share

[curious4]

Oh dear Pierre
You leave me in despair.
Every time you post
I feel the battle is lost!
The blood in Mitre square
Proves that Catherine was murdered there.
Think before writing
Should be your motto
From wherever you hide
in your little grotto.

C4

[Pierre]

Oh dear Pierre
You leave me in despair.
Every time you post
I feel the battle is lost!
The blood in Mitre square
Proves that Catherine was murdered there.
Think before writing
Should be your motto
From wherever you hide
in your little grotto.

C4

Why a "lost battle" or "think before writing"? Because of a question about Mitre Square? You will loose many battles since I will pose many questions.

Regards, Pierre

[curious4]

Why a "lost battle" or "think before writing"? Because of a question about Mitre Square? You will loose many battles since I will pose many questions.

Regards, Pierre

Definitely Swedish. Swedes always have problems with "lose" and "loose". (Fisherman excepted of course). Just a guess on my part, naturally.

C4

[Rosemary]

Well, then

Why a "lost battle" or "think before writing"? Because of a question about Mitre Square? You will loose many battles since I will pose many questions.

Regards, Pierre

and yet the air stills
silence broadens yawns and ends
nonsense laid open