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    After careful consideration
    I have concluded that
    All the Whitechapel Murders
    Were committed by a cat.

    He left out a by a house
    A tormented cadaver
    Just like a cat leaves a mouse
    By the door of its master.

    Presented as gifts were the bodies
    After a cat that'd prowled and caught twice,
    To assure us just how much he loves us
    And tells us it tastes 'very nise'.

    And to prove that I
    Talk no cryptic riddles,
    I give the name of the cat
    It was Tiddles.

    (Sorry I couldn't resist )


    O have you seen the devle
    with his mikerscope and scalpul
    a lookin at a Kidney
    With a slide cocked up.

  • #2
    Charming!

    I like the cyberman avatar, too
    Kind regards, Sam Flynn

    "Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)

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    • #3
      Yes, nice.

      PS You won't delete us, will you?

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      • #4
        Thanks. Nope, only Cybus Cybermen delete
        O have you seen the devle
        with his mikerscope and scalpul
        a lookin at a Kidney
        With a slide cocked up.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Tani View Post
          After careful consideration
          I have concluded that
          All the Whitechapel Murders
          Were committed by a cat.

          He left out a by a house
          A tormented cadaver
          Just like a cat leaves a mouse
          By the door of its master.

          Presented as gifts were the bodies
          After a cat that'd prowled and caught twice,
          To assure us just how much he loves us
          And tells us it tastes 'very nise'.

          And to prove that I
          Talk no cryptic riddles,
          I give the name of the cat
          It was Tiddles.

          (Sorry I couldn't resist )

          After careful consideration
          I feel you must be right.
          Our mighty moggy, Monty,
          Goes hunting every night.

          He has 'em home for supper
          Then shows his deadly claws.
          Bits of beak and fur and tail
          Are all that's left indoors.

          I might have thought it nature
          That got into our cat,
          Until I caught him writing
          "Ha ha dear boss, take that!"
          "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


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          • #6
            Originally posted by caz View Post

            After careful consideration
            I feel you must be right.
            Our mighty moggy, Monty,
            Goes hunting every night.

            He has 'em home for supper
            Then shows his deadly claws.
            Bits of beak and fur and tail
            Are all that's left indoors.

            I might have thought it nature
            That got into our cat,
            Until I caught him writing
            "Ha ha dear boss, take that!"
            One of Ted Hughes' better efforts, I always thought.
            Kind regards, Sam Flynn

            "Suche Nullen" (Nietzsche, Götzendämmerung, 1888)

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