Naming Jack the Ripper?

[Monty]

You mean you bought a copy

Of course, the table was wonky, it fitted....problem solved.

Monty

[GUT]

Of course, the table was wonky, it fitted....problem solved.

Monty

But


Money to Trevor. Why not a new table .

[Monty]

But


Money to Trevor. Why not a new table .

He needs it to keep the tan topped up.

Monty

[GUT]

He needs it to keep the tan topped up.

Monty

Fair enough then.


BTW Trevor just taking the mickey.

[tji]

You will have to wait for my latest book "Un-naming Jack the Ripper"

Do you have a 'specialist' to confer with for your evidence, seem to be a few kicking around. (I am NOT asking about the stains! )

[Rob Clack]

Do you have a 'specialist' to confer with for your evidence, seem to be a few kicking around. (I am NOT asking about the stains! )

I thought stains were your forte?

[Trevor Marriott]

Yours is still doing a grand job for my kitchen table.

Monty

I must buy yours when it come out I need a good laugh !

I hope the your lamp takes pride and place in it ?

It is rumored that you have been seen at the local cinema of a night time with it doing a bit of moonlighting showing people to their seats

[PaulB]

I believe that is All the books he had and there is not another display. For an "Official" shop I would expect a better (and I am not talking about the quality of the contents) selection of books.

Maybe it will all come with time. I hope so.

[PaulB]

I thought stains were your forte?

How do you get rid of stains?

[tji]

I thought stains were your forte?

Well I don't like to brag.....

[Rob Clack]

Maybe it will all come with time. I hope so.

Time will tell.

[Rob Clack]

How do you get rid of stains?

Well I don't like to brag.....

Tracy, the floor is yours

[PaulB]

Tracy, the floor is yours

It was a humouress remark by Beachcomber, a wit few have probably heard of, but much beloved by Spike Milligan. The answer was:

drop a bomb on it.

It's a little reminiscent of John Betjamin's "Slough""

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,

[tji]

[QUOTE]

Tracy, the floor is yours

Drop a bomb on it ;0)


(with thanks for Paul for helping me with the answer I believe that makes me one up Mr Clack )

[tji]

Hi Paul

It's a little reminiscent of John Betjamin's "Slough""

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,

Obviously Mr Betjamin never visited Hartlepool!