My theory

[Robert]

Indeed Caz, the very man of whom I speak. And a risk taker - every time he went into his mill the sail missed him by a millimetre.

[caz]

Hi Robert,

I think I was at school when his twin brother Roger was King of the [Whitechapel] Road.

The boys' former landlady, Mrs Mills, was tickling the ivories when Windy (who also had an interest in Miller's Court Rents) would have been tickling up ovaries and Rog was out kneecapping rascals.

Salt of the earth though - they loved their dear old mum.

Love,

Caz
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[Robert]

Caz, and if it hadn't been for the thermonuclear explosion at Luton Airport (which made even the police sit up and take notice and seriously inconvenienced holidaymakers) they'd still be in business today.